Jay Cob

You’re gonna carry that weight

[Jay Cob @carterjayr]

@myelessar @TweetHelperBot Download this

[Jay Cob @carterjayr]

@howardhamlinhhm @platy_dev @RustyLord Grown ass man hiding behind a better call Saul profile pic. Go suck off trump some more or talk shit on your main. If you can even fit your widebacked ass in the profile pic

[Jay Cob @carterjayr]

I need the wax Rusty Lord uses on his head for my car

[HARMON @TheBeAManGuy]

GO TO AN EMPTY BAR
DRINK ALONE
HATE YOUR LIFE
BE MISERABLE

BE A MAN

[Jay Cob @carterjayr]

I am become drunk, destroyer of brews

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

If you don't want to have to work tomorrow, just win a [phone] parlay today. It's that simple.

[hys @Hys3x]

even at my lois, i’m a family guy

[reece bobby @nickt__]

Me after drinking one beer and 11 more beers

[Luke @papaluke1]

All of Chicago if the Bears win tonight.

[Jay Cob @carterjayr]

@AnthonyStichert stop the game

[Jay Cob @carterjayr]

WE ARE SO BACK

[Nelly @BackwoodsGoku]

It’s insane how good this stick is I’d probably keep it forever

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

#Bears

[Jay Cob @carterjayr]

Ffs

[Jay Cob @carterjayr]

Tonight we find out why my Grandma’s maiden name is Bell