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Build: Different.

[Luke @papaluke1]

Yooo the British blew a 13 colony lead 😂👌🏻💯😩

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

Thank goodness Jesus let that random firefighter die to save the child rapist warmonger 🙏

[james moss @ratboyjames]

I got milk of the poppy in my cup and valyrian steel on my hip and I put that on the 7 gods

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

Bullying politicians is more patriotic than worshipping them

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

If it’s “pineapple belongs on a pizza” yes

If it’s “burning children alive is worth it so Jews can have an ethnostate” then no

[ZFarm @ZFARM_]

If Orioles fans don’t know about Nate George you should start paying attention

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

2003 kids getting dosed with 1000 rads of microplastics while Baghdad gets bombed live on TV

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

REPORTER: Mr President, on Epstein ...

TRUMP:

[Adam @AdameMedia]

Your daily reminder that the Trump Administration hunted down college students critical of lsraeI harder than they hunted the chiId rapists on the Epstein list.

[Justin Trimble @justintrimble]

> “Mommy, how did we get so rich?”
> “Your Dad is a complete psychopath with unlimited risk tolerance.”

[Daniel Cook @DanielCookNE]

So I shouldn't still be holding 3x SPY Bull ETFs?

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Lose $10T of market capitalization to fix a $1T trade deficit.

8D chess.

[chris randle @randlechris]

DEI stood for Da Economy Intact

[Whimsical UNCtivities 💙🧡🤖 @FATHER_CLEF]

We ain’t have air fryers growing up. We had George Foreman grills.

[Buyback Capital @Larryjamieson_]

“This is the Brownfield Fund. I’m wanting to offload my credit default swaps.”

“Alright, whatcha got?”

“20 double-A tranches of BBS CDOs”

“These are pretty bad?”

“Complete shit. Burritos underlying these didn’t even have extra guac.”

[Manisha Sinha @ProfMSinha]

Historian here:

“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”

― Theodore Roosevelt

[Tommo @Sierra__Alpha]

Holidays cancelled. Kids crying. Nice one Kim you fat prick.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Have you said thank you once?