Cartier

Mechanical Engineering student and avid enthusiast!

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

We're trying to get the 🐐 into the Pro Bowl. All YOU have to do is RT the following Tweets to #ProBowlVote!

An Adam Vinatieri Thread:

[Nevada Wolf Pack 🐺 @NevadaWolfPack]

Waking up at No. 22!

#BattleBorn #TheHunt

[Cartier @cartersacartoon]

“What’s your major”
“Mechanical Engineering”
“Oh dang lots of math”
“Yeah ha.....

....did you know that the Mass Moment of Inertia resis-

...nice to meet you!” https://t.co/PB0DRzjrai

[Macy Hollenkamp @mhkamp]

As requested:
2017 Kindergarten Thanksgiving Cookbook

enjoy

[Cartier @cartersacartoon]

I have to write a 4,000 word story by 9 tomorrow about a fucking baker that uses corpses in his pastries...

[Star Wars @starwars]

The Force is strong with @HamillHimself he surprised guests on Star Tours @Disneyland. #TheLastJedi

[Cartier @cartersacartoon]

I really WANT to get out of my car but my favorites list is just too good

[Cartier @cartersacartoon]

@EricTS_ I have to admit that I too had shitty jeans when I first met Lord Vader

[Cartier @cartersacartoon]

@EricTS_ Fun fact: Darth Vader’s armor added a full 6 inches to his...height

[Cartier @cartersacartoon]

Imagine being tasked with destroying Darth Vader and then you learn he’s your FATHER and then you have to try not to be devastated by the realization that you got shitty genes and are like a full foot shorter than your own dad. Wow

[Cartier @cartersacartoon]

Well at least we know what the fox says now https://t.co/vJf2UIMsNe

[Cartier @cartersacartoon]

SAMMY WATKINS!!! 🐏

[Los Angeles Rams @RamsNFL]

!!!!!!!! SAMMY !!!!!!!!

[Cartier @cartersacartoon]

Let’s go Pack! Way to show these Broncos what’s up in Reno, c’mon @NevadaFootball 🐺

[Cartier @cartersacartoon]

I was born in the same place as the coffee cup, in my room. Hey I just wanted y’all to have fun tonight and I’ll be home tomorrow. Hey do y’all want me some coffee cup? https://t.co/3i93cQK6Oy

[Victim Wembanyama @flibbradigibbet]

Type “I was born” and then let your predictive write your autobiography.