cartier

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

He got that dawg in him

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

BPD drake: i need a one dance or i’ll kill myself

[MLKendricks @MLKendricks]

It's depressing how many people think crime in Chicago is not closely linked to underfunding of schools, the park district, mental health services, and services for unhoused people.

[sad kirby @keatonmerrell]

Happy Halloween to annoying indie kids

[cartier @cartersemke]

@Babycaincain It'll be ok bro trust me I'm a vegetarian

[cartier @cartersemke]

tell ur boyfriend if he says he got beef...

[cartier @cartersemke]

I'm going back to cigarettes for the ecological impact

[cartier @cartersemke]

Ravaging through the post apocalyptic wastleland to find out if all these "disposable" vapes we've thrown out still have one hit left in them

[cartier @cartersemke]

@Babycaincain This motivating me fr next time i hit a urinal im standing at the half court line

[cartier @cartersemke]

Who got fentanyl laced candy, dm me I want some

[The Red Planet (Ozymandias) @martianmarxist]

Western thought

[Erika Hersteria Heidewald @erikaheidewald]

remember that wild news story around ten years ago about the guy who did a bunch of bath salts, attacked a random guy, and ate his face off? did you know he wasn’t actually on bath salts? yeah the cops made that up to justify more drug arrests. he ate that guy’s face 100% sober

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"We come now to our final and most terrifying painting of the evening."

[cartier @cartersemke]

nvm i just remembered it was Goddard

[cartier @cartersemke]

Ain’t Heisenberg that dog off Jimmy Neutron

[stan denshaw “parody” @OptometristDan]

When the passenger princess won’t hand you another ice cold beer

[yaya @malyelff]

a single stick of deodorant costs more than the federal minimum wage and y’all are still saying it’s individuals fault they’re living in poverty