Sara Carton

welll hellllooooo there

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

@realDonaldTrump Shut the fuck up you lying piece of infectious human waste you haven't done jack shit to help combat this "plague" which you continuously labeled the "china virus" you racist mother fucking sexist narcissistic pathological lying trash

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

It’s our 27th birthday today but y’all ruined cake

[Sara Carton @carton119]

@shaylataute1 So funny shayla! So responsible :) so glad you decided to go to church finally :) love you!!!

[Greg Sheffer @gsheffr]

*me during a test*
"alright focus, you got this"

my brain: https://t.co/VxekU6cIpb

[CU Panhellenic @PHC_CreightonU]

RT for @GammaPhiBeta_CU if they were your favorite lip sync dance! #lipsync

[Sara Carton @carton119]

@Things4WhitePpl @domsestito1 @mrRadonkulous @BURN_BO0K Burger King

[Sara Carton @carton119]

@Ben_Merrill_ JJ's for LYFE

[relatable @byreIatable]

I'm pre-stress stressed, like i'm stressed about the stress that i will be stressed out about for school

[Sara Carton @carton119]

@shaylataute1 Big

[Sara Carton @carton119]

@shaylataute1 Big

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Next time your thighs get stuck to a plastic chair, just remember it’s air conditioned in Chipotle (and we have tacos).

[relatable @byreIatable]

Why do i already feel behind in school when school hasn’t even started yet

[Everything Minnesota @EverythinginMN]

'Minnesota Nice' is great until you're at a 4-way stop and everyone is just waving at the other car to go instead of going themselves.

[Sara Carton @carton119]

This is creepy @kevin_jewell_11

[Sara Carton @carton119]

@ethanraj24 ah what a pic, what a night, what great pals. LOVE YA TUTTEE

[ethan raj @ethanraj24]

Happy birthday @carton119 have a great day/night 😊😊🍾 #matiscute