Cartoria

Audacious, Writer, Remote worker, Real life stories, gist and a little bit of spice

[Cartoria @Cartoria_]

Can we all agree now that chioma have a comfortable life

Despite Davido's weakness, babe is made forever

[Prize Hunter 💥 @Dubem_______]

12/12 OVER 2.5 ⚽🔥
BOOM LOADING… MUST BOOM

[Celè™🍀 @celestine_JB]

I loved staying alone until sickness hold for night last week.

[Ibenobodyoflagos❤️ @ibnobodyoflagos]

Make we cook beans for you 😂😂

[LICSON @LiCsonn]

It’s always the women you don’t love that be down for you the most

[Ebuka @ebuka_john11698]

And when God finally pass you the ball, ball o

[D'bella @Nccbella]

Grateful for life so far, I will never have to hide when I run into my classmates from school.

[Deisine @TDeisine]

My brother and his wife had issues. I seriously fault my brother for what he did and told him to apologize but he kept insisting that if his wife wants to go, she should go.

His wife left the three older kids for him and went with the toddler. Two weeks later, my brother called me to join a delegation going to his in-laws house to beg his wife but I refused. When I told him to settle the issue, he refused so I have no intention of going to beg on his behalf.

His wife is back now and he is telling everyone that I was the one who advised his wife to leave him and that was the reason I refused to join the delegation.

His wife is not defending me😳

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

He's 26 and she's 23.

Na still small pikin dey worry the two of them.

I just pity the young man if he allows the girl to manipulate him badly 😂.

[Oluwatobiloba @Tobielobba]

If God didn't create us in his own image, maybe this is what our faces would have looked like.

What a good God 💃

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

One thing that people have normalised already is thinking that having a larger audience makes one's opinion on issues always the best.

Imagine calling someone irrelevant because he has a smaller audience. That small person without a small account could be someone that same influencer cannot even match in real life.

The level of disrespect from influencers is just too much. And this is not even on X alone. It's consistent across all platforms both off and online. People listen to a rich man even when he's talking nonsense because they don't want to displease him.

This is something that needs to be corrected. It's not making sense at all. Having a larger audience doesn't make you smarter or wiser.

Above all, love God.

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

My son told his mama, “I peed a little.” She said, “That’s okay, baby. Let’s get you some clean clothes.” He asked, “You’re not mad at me?” She said, “Never, sweetheart.” He smiled with relief and said, “Good, because I had diarrhea too.”

[Ibenobodyoflagos❤️ @ibnobodyoflagos]

Me when I see someone fall asleep 5 minutes after laying down:

[YEMI🪆 @Yemicir]

Controlling yourself from texting someone you badly wanna talk to, is a different kind of pain

[sley @sley_Xk]

anything your partner does when you’re on bad terms is what they always wanted to do, even when things were good.

[Deisine @TDeisine]

There is a difference between hating cooking and being expected to cook on days when you don’t want to.

As a single woman, I rarely cook. Now I cook everyday because I must feed my home. The problem will be when I say I am tired and everyone should take tea and bread to bed, then someone will say no, it’s jollof rice or pounded yam he wants.

[Lady Cynthia @Spicy4smart]

Hey people ♥️🙌 beautiful morning to you guys.

Am sure you have done the needful.

I had green tea, what about you?

[BLANCO 👾 @fwblancoo]

How many of you remember this babe?

[TURU_UGO_LỌTA 🦅 @_ejikeme]

The day we found out our female manager was sleeping with a junior staff member, half the office wanted her fired.

I was one of them.

She was 39. He was 27. She controlled his work, had influence over his promotion, and earned almost three times his salary.

To us, the situation was simple: a powerful woman was taking advantage of a young man who couldn't afford to say no.

We called her a predator. We called him desperate. Some people even joked that he had exchanged his dignity for a better career.

Then HR called them in, and the young man opened his mouth.

What he said next made me question everything I thought I knew about their relationship.

He looked around the room and said, "Everybody keeps asking what she did to me. Has anybody bothered to ask what I did to get her to notice me?"

Nobody spoke.

And that was when the story took a turn none of us expected...

[Cartoria @Cartoria_]

@ibnobodyoflagos Enjoyment choke

[Cartoria @Cartoria_]

Can we all agree now that chioma have a comfortable life

Despite Davido's weakness, babe is made forever

[Harry @AnamaliHarriso1]

He taught us how to pray and refused to answer our prayers 😩🙁😌