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idek 22

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

OLDER GENERATION: You just need to want it bad enough.

GEN Z: I applied to 340 jobs this year. I have a degree. I have internship experience. I customized every single resume.

OLDER GENERATION: Back in my day you just walked into a building and asked for an application.

GEN Z: There's no building. There's no person. There's a portal that scans my resumes for keywords before a human ever sees it exists.

OLDER GENERATION: Sounds like you're not trying hard enough.

GEN Z: I got 6 human responses out of 340 applications. The other 334 were auto-rejections generated in under a second, Sometimes I'd even finished submitting the form.

OLDER GENERATION: We didn't have it easy either, you know.

GEN Z: I believe you. I'm just telling you what "easy" and "hard" look like on opposite ends of the same system, and asking you to actually hear it instead of matching it to your own story and moving on.

OLDER GENERATION: . ... ...

GEN Z: That's the part that gets me. It's not even that you struggled. It's that you won't believe mine is real.

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth

[Sophie Holsinger @sophiemhols]

Thrilled that people are going to the movies, not so thrilled that it feels like many of them are massive losers incapable of sitting silently without a second screen for a few hours

[Josh Leibner @JoshLeibner]

My neighbor texted me to see if I had looked at my doorbell/camera footage from when the landscapers came by. I asked if there was an issue...

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Is anyone else fucking exhausted by how overwhelmingly stupid everything is?

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It was supposed to be Savings Summer….gotta pull it back in time for Frugal Fall….or else it’s gonna be Water Soup Winter

[ً @artfuIchaos]

whimsical but also full of rage.

[Dave Troy @davetroy]

It's not lettuce that's the problem; it's the literal shit that's being left on it due to inhumane work conditions and insufficient sanitation. Public health is something no one notices until there's a problem.

[sojujinbutsu @EdgarPoop1]

Leave me the fuck alone eIon I don’t want to play with your disgusting tool

[hal @lesbianwithabob]

I hate that fanfic is not considered reading. It is literally reading. I am literally constantly reading. Just because I’m reading unpublished novels doesn’t mean I’m not reading some of the best works of writing I have ever read. And it should count. Yk what. It counts to me.

[Earth @earthcurated]

"Nature doesn’t need us to 'save' it. It needs us to stop destroying it. There’s a massive difference."

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

they strict as hell 😭 god forbid a bitch be a baby

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i miss when lettuce was Safe

[keel🌦 @keelyclove]

i hate golf courses i hate data centers i hate health insurance companies i hate how everything is gambling i hate that we can’t each fresh veggies right now i hate how every game costs 70 dollars and it’s SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE

[TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster]

God Disney lost so much sauce when they abandoned 2D animation

[nick 🏳️‍🌈 @Arsenicktw]

give her the keys to marvel hq im so serious

[lucila .⋆♱ @futuredeadgf]

not a shilling to your name 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

Nah, I hate that shit with my whole soul and think it’s destroying our planet.

[L E F T, PhD ⚫️ @LeftSentThis]

“Anyone who has ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor.”–James Baldwin

[Daniella @DaniellaMazzio]

We're so close to inventing TV