Carson

[Carson @carturcs]

Do they even make pickup trucks with turn signals anymore?

[Robert A. George @RobGeorge]

THREAD. After much fun at Northam's expense, a serious though: A few tweets have run along the lines of, "Even in the South, 35 years ago, everyone knew that wearing a Klan outfit or blackface was racist." Having been in college myself at that time, I started nodding. 1/x

[Carson @carturcs]

The last thing bugs in my house see before they die

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

don jr thinks the "N" in SNL stands for "and"

[Carson @carturcs]

If u use ur phone as a watch technically you carry a pocket watch

[Carson @carturcs]

I wonder if I've ever bought milk from the same cow twice

[What’s the Word? @wtwmass]

Massachusetts’ New Years resolutions:

1. Kick Beverly out of mass
2. Elect Brady as our dad
3. Find out what the fuck an Uxbridge is

[Carson @carturcs]

The worst mark of a person is someone who will quit you because they found someone "better"

Y'all are gone to me in 2019 you know who you are

[God of Booty Clappin @twerkuleez]

I fucked up already. 2020 is gonna be my year for sure.

[Carson @carturcs]

I haven't showered all year lol

[Carson @carturcs]

Donate $3 to wikipedia you fools

[Carson @carturcs]

Sick of people tryna play games with me

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

The main reason you should be against the death penalty is that government screws up everything, so giving them the power of life and death over its citizens is just not a good idea.

[Carson @carturcs]

Also I think the US should have signed before I get flamed

[Carson @carturcs]

In other words, countries signed for quotas they never meet are looking down on those who don't sign?

[The Hill @thehill]

#BREAKING: Trump only world leader at G-20 to not sign statement supporting commitment to fighting climate change https://t.co/XzIAssrnsr

[Carson @carturcs]

Probably because I make minimum wage with no benefits and am all around doing nothing important

[shelby @smcottrell21]

People in retail always complain about having to work on thanksgiving/Black Friday but I never see healthcare providers or law enforcement or military, or anyone else obligated to work on holidays whine about it quite like they do

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

You thought Grayson Allen was dirty?

Check out DIII Fitchburg State's Kewan Platt decking Nichols' Nate Tenaglia last night. #Filth

[Carson @carturcs]

@kjgauthier26 Word still same principle though

[Carson @carturcs]

Everyone complaining about fake news in America meanwhile Iceland is banning commercials for being "too political" smh