Darth Derangious 🅴

rules are for ugly people | he/him

[Darth Derangious 🅴 @cartwrightcat]

@MariahCarey All I’ve Ever Wanted 😭 one of my all time favorites 😭

[Darth Derangious 🅴 @cartwrightcat]

FYI if your commercial includes a talking baby, I’m immediately uninterested in your product

[Darth Derangious 🅴 @cartwrightcat]

@graciew126 One of my favorite things about working with kids is that on your worst days, they somehow always manage to lift you up without even meaning to 💕

[Darth Derangious 🅴 @cartwrightcat]

@graciew126 Pretty people always have stomach ploblems

[Darth Derangious 🅴 @cartwrightcat]

@LexiJD would you try this?

[🔮 @luxegenie]

just tried crumbl cookies for the first time 😍😍 sooooo tasty omg

[Liam 🇵🇸 @Hezbolsonaro]

Feels like society is not headed in a good direction

[Darth Derangious 🅴 @cartwrightcat]

@madibxbe You’re already a master

[jeremy @jeremycabo]

House Democrats singing Seasons of Love on the steps after gay marriage is overturned

[Darth Derangious 🅴 @cartwrightcat]

You said that in 2020, got a trifecta, and then personal freedoms were taken away anyway. I hope somebody primaries him 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It's a sad day for the country.

Nearly 50 years ago, Roe vs. Wade was decided. Today, the Supreme Court of the United States expressly took away a constitutional right from the American people.

Personal freedoms are on the ballot this fall.

[Darth Derangious 🅴 @cartwrightcat]

You are literally the president

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

These kinds of mass shootings rarely happen anywhere else in the world.

Why are we willing to live with this carnage? Where in God's name is our backbone to have the courage to stand up to the gun lobby?

It is time to turn this pain into action.

[Darth Derangious 🅴 @cartwrightcat]

@madibxbe I’m gonna die I love them

[Darth Derangious 🅴 @cartwrightcat]

@katiedimartin I say “have a great day” or “thanks for your help” depending on context

[Darth Derangious 🅴 @cartwrightcat]

@graciew126 One of my kids in particular did not understand April Fools Day.

Kid: mr. Andrew do you want a brownie (brown E)
Me: hmm no thanks I’m okay
Kid: …April fools day!

[Darth Derangious 🅴 @cartwrightcat]

@madihaII Excel like the spreadsheets program??? I love that shit

[Darth Derangious 🅴 @cartwrightcat]

How about Siri stops activating when I’m singing along to a song ❤️ @Apple thanks 🥰

[Darth Derangious 🅴 @cartwrightcat]

Not me getting a haircut and all my kids telling me its ugly

[Darth Derangious 🅴 @cartwrightcat]

@madihaII You saw me walking down the side of the road and said “hey bitch need a ride”

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

A note to Democrats who blame progressives after losing an election:

Forcing millions to start paying student loans again and cutting off the Child Tax Credit at the start of an election year is not a winning strategy.

We're warning you now, don't point fingers in November.

[Darth Derangious 🅴 @cartwrightcat]

@madihaII LMAO