Caspar Schärer

Agglowanderer und mehr

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Evergreen post: He could be impeached tonight and convicted at trial in a few weeks and removed from office immediately thereafter if about 20 people in DC decided to put country over party for the first time in their miserable, self-dealing lives

[Caspar Schärer @caschaerer]

how I like these salty #vatniktears

[Anna @AnnaDeMilanese]

Stawropol: Eine Russin verzweifelt unter Tränen, sie könne wegen des Benzinmangels weder ihr Geschäft führen noch nach Hause fahren – an den Tankstellen sei schlicht nichts mehr da. Sie ist gefangen auf der Strasse.

[Caspar Schärer @caschaerer]

#bunkerpart getting closer

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

Putin looks old and defeated. He knows it's only a matter of time before his own people turn on him.

Less than a year ago, the dictator was discussing immortality with Xi Jinping. Now, he's facing the certainty of defeat and his own mortality.

[Caspar Schärer @caschaerer]

#bunkerpart trending already?

[Florïs 🇪🇺 @r_evolutie]

The face you make when you know the Bunkerpart is coming soon

[Caspar Schärer @caschaerer]

ahh new fresh salty #vatniktears

[Jay in Kyiv @JayinKyiv]

Russia's fuel epidemic continues to worsen, with gangs of gas-hungry marauders draining fuel from unattended vehicles.

The Holy Trinity of Russian Culture - comprised solely of rape, murder and looting - will now ensure Russians are busy with themselves for at least the next decade, until the west once again awards them billions to rebuild their war machine due to some of them having stolen enough to buy Brioni suits.

[𝑷𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒐-Satire🍌🇩🇪🍌 🕊️ @fritz_panko]

Rudi Völler:
„Mit unserer WM-Mannschaft von 1990 hätten wir Paraguay 1:0 geschlagen!“

Reporter:
„Nur 1:0“ ?

Rudi Völler:
„Naja, die meisten von uns sind ja schon über 60!“

#WMAus

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Wanted to get the vibe of going to Trump’s state fair but didn’t want to drive all the way to DC, so I just went and stood in an empty field.

[Caspar Schärer @caschaerer]

der ist oarg 👇

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

It’s hard to believe but this is a picture of the United States reflecting pool before the revolution happened. The US was once a very westernized country

[Shaun Pinner @ShaunPinnerUA]

More lips 💋

[Caspar Schärer @caschaerer]

my daily drink of fresh salty Vatnik tears

[Jay in Kyiv @JayinKyiv]

Russians fall into despair nationwide, as dawn breaks and nights spent sleeping in cars yields no petrol.

[Caspar Schärer @caschaerer]

@JayinKyiv She‘s NOT in a car. What happened? EVERY recording used to happen in a car.

[Caspar Schärer @caschaerer]

@UweS52726891 @mfphhh Geniessen Sie frische, warme Vatnik-Tränen nur mit dem #Botox Gütesiegel 👌

[Caspar Schärer @caschaerer]

today‘s fresh warm Vatnik tears taste particulary good 🤠

[Aurora Borealis 🤫 @aborealis940]

"I just can't live in this madness, damn it. I was just standing in a traffic jam for the gas station, and my car just broke down. It won't start. I don't understand how I'm supposed to open the hood, damn it. People are coming up to me, but no one knows how to open it,

[Caspar Schärer @caschaerer]

@simonfunnything thank you, sounds reasonable

[Caspar Schärer @caschaerer]

@LukiFrieden @meteoschweiz Das waren damals komplett andere Messmethoden. Kann man nicht vergleichen.

[Caspar Schärer @caschaerer]

more Vatnik tears, endless streams 👇

[восхищённый болгарин™ @dedzaebal]

Вообще не хочу уезжать из Крыма!
Я привыкла его оккупировать, как в своем доме жила.

Русский оккупант убирайся из Украины

[Caspar Schärer @caschaerer]

more Vatnik tears if you‘re still thirsty 👇

[Alina Lipp @Alina_Lipp_X]

Mein Kriegsalltag in Russland: statt Sonnenaufgängen kommt man hier nun in den "Genuss" des Abschießens von ukrainischen Drohnen direkt vor dem Fenster

[Caspar Schärer @caschaerer]

@NAAF0Racoon enjoying Vatnik tears

[Caspar Schärer @caschaerer]

@hiramthe3rd @ZStadtfux Ein schöner Post. Und brillant der Twist, wieder den Linken die Schuld an ALLEM zu geben. Respekt!