They’ll kill me for saying this but if you’re good enough at your job you can roll in a few minutes late with an iced coffee on a regular basis and no one says shit about it
In theory, I support the death penalty for rapists and pedophiles. In practice, I don't trust the government with that sort of power especially when you know Black people and minorities will be targeted.
Being an introverted yapper is hard because ... yeah no, I don't want to talk to people, but if you unlock the premium subscription, hoo boy. You will realize I have a PhD in Yappology and you are about to hear my dissertation.
Genuinely why the fuck is it so hard for people to have any kind of semblance of order in public. Why the fuck are you standing in the middle of the aisle with your cart when there are others trying to pass through. Get the fuck out of the way.
Dear men: the cute girl behind the counter is working. She's being nice because it's her job. It's not an invitation, and she is not one of the products for sale in this establishment. Stop hitting on women when they are at work.