Cas Dickerson

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

So, you preach loyalty to a tour and convince guys not to take 8 and 9 figure deals based, in part, on that loyalty and, in part, on the source of the money. Then those guys find out on Twitter YOU took the very same money?

Nino Brown, “Always business, never personal.”

[Cas Dickerson @casdickerson]

What’s with eggs on a salad, ughh

[mark normand @marknorm]

The iPhone can help you get so much done or literally nothing done

[Rick Reilly @ReillyRick]

Is it possible Russell Wilson is also running Southwest Airlines?

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

It’s a political hatchet job. It’s obvious to anyone with eyes. The debate about the vaccine has been over. UK just opened no restrictions. They don’t want him on the air for the next election cycle. Press Sec asked Spotify to “do more.” It’s not a conspiracy it’s out in the open

[Cas Dickerson @casdickerson]

@garyb911 @heyitsbucci The real question is how BA will bounce my Bucs back without TGO

[Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy]

12 months a year I’m an iced coffee guy. What can ya do

[Cas Dickerson @casdickerson]

@heyitsbucci @garyb911 #makebucciadogowner

[bbs @BurritoBrosShit]

Taking the sweater off without taking the hat off first is a serial killer move.

[Chaps @UncleChaps]

The best thing about today is that it means no more NFC East games on national tv for 9 months.

[Cas Dickerson @casdickerson]

Tiger moves the needle

[mark normand @marknorm]

I’m surprised more dads aren’t furious about climate change because I’ve seen how angry they get when people change the temperature

[Cas Dickerson @casdickerson]

@garyb911 Maybe you can come out of retirement for mine in 2040

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

I know I’m dumb but I still don’t get these? Just get paid in dollars and buy what you want? No one’s getting paid in houses.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@SenSanders I keep forgetting that you’re still alive

[Cas Dickerson @casdickerson]

@garyb911 Buy it, flip it lol

[Coach Duggs @CoachDuggs]

Ladies and Gentleman, we got him!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Lane Kiffin Only Follows One Person on Instagram: Arch Manning https://t.co/Sa6uvjht32

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

The Titanic wasn’t funny at all.