Andrew Cassetti

[Dylan Field @zoink]

It's Sunday June 12th, 2016 and the world is mourning the victims of the Pulse nightclub shooting. Trump, who recently clinched the Republican Party nomination, posts on Twitter that Obama should leave office over the shooting.

You walk to a nearby cafe thinking about the possible implications of Move 37 (played a few months prior) and how neat the SpaceX reusable rockets are.

On the way, a mysterious gentleman pulls a newspaper out of his cloak and hands it to you. It's dated June 12th, 2026.

Top Headlines:
- Elon Musk Becomes World's First Trillionaire as SpaceX IPO's
- Department of War Publishes Third Release of Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena Files
- Citing Safety Concerns, Trump Administration Places Anthropic's New 10T Parameter AI Models Under Export Control

Huh? Still holding the newspaper, you look up... but the mysterious gentleman has already vanished. You look down... the headlines are also gone. Sipping your coffee, you think to yourself "Wow, these art students sure are are getting stranger and strfr!"

Before heading home, you find yourself checking the price of BTC... honestly, $600 per BTC seems pretty high. Maybe it's time to sell??

[Andrew Cassetti @casettek]

Golf Course Code

[Andrew Cassetti @casettek]

Shots fired by Gemini 3!

[Ian Miers @secparam]

This ZK timeline feels like the 80s chip wars: Intel vs. Arm vs. Texas Instruments. And yes, someone likely gets relegated to calculators and another misses client-side compute entirely.

The story is not who wins, but what internet-equivalent fast, commoditized ZK enables.

[Neeraj K. Agrawal @NeerajKA]

They made pants too tight so wallets would get smaller. They made wallets smaller so we would stop carrying cash. It's all about control.

[Andrew Cassetti @casettek]

Who knew magnesium was an s-tier supplement

[Andrew Cassetti @casettek]

Radiohead season

[Andrew Cassetti @casettek]

The U.S.-China tariff deal is on Pam Bondi’s desk right now as we speak

[Andrew Cassetti @casettek]

"Lessons from Ludwig Wittgenstein in the age of LLMs" https://t.co/eN0Qm3Lilf

[Andrew Cassetti @casettek]

@GwartyGwart @cryptoklotz The price of 1 steel reserve is 1 steel reserve

[Andrew Cassetti @casettek]

What happens when hackers steal your Long Island Ice Tea Corp stock tokens? Is there a recover mechanism

[Andrew Cassetti @casettek]

Declaring playlist bankruptcy

[Andrew Cassetti @casettek]

What if we created a gulag for the scam callers

[Andrew Cassetti @casettek]

Another big day for the group chats

[sam mcallister @sammcallister]

Very clever UX from @monzo. If you take any phone call and open their app, they add an orange warning gradient to help warn you of scams.

[Can Vardar @icanvardar]

all the cracked devs i know from this area

[Andrew Cassetti @casettek]

The AI overlords will still need cobalt from the Congo to build their batteries

[Andrew Cassetti @casettek]

If I drain this basket semiconductors are exempted from tariffs

[Andrew Cassetti @casettek]

Leading up to the collapse of the Roman Empire it was common to see adults pushing tiny dogs around in strollers