Casey Thurber

not far enough.

[Casey Thurber @casey_thurber]

"We accept the love we think we deserve"

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Who put that cat in that hat?

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

6 plus 8 being 14 is so comforting. Two more to 16… it all checks out

[Casey Thurber @casey_thurber]

Do you ever go to a restaurant and just want Roman

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Are fireworks legal for recreational use or medicinal only

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I’ll be damned if I listen to a man that wears ankle socks

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I wish I was the kind of depressed that made u sleep

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

[Casey Thurber @casey_thurber]

just hyped up Twitter to come on here and not laugh once

[Decay @sp0replay]

"golden retriever boyfreind" alright well were putting him down

[Casey Thurber @casey_thurber]

@SethSblt @elonmusk do gods work and delete Seth’s Twitter

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That’s my president @SethSblt

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

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@SethSblt breast milk>soda

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@SethSblt Don’t soda shame me

[Daniel Vlosky @geauXedits]

"We’ve seen war. We don’t want war. But if you want war with the United States of America, there’s one thing I can promise you, so help me God: someone else will raise your sons and daughters."

- Staff Sgt. David Bellavia

[Casey Thurber @casey_thurber]

The cheetah girls should perform at the Super Bowl next year

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@SethSblt has the same mannerisms as the grinch, tell me I’m wrong.

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Got Covid tested, not pregnant.

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I need to do a lil dancy dance before I explode :)

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I shave my knees 4 times a year tops. who’s with me?

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Pointing the freshman in the wrong direction is the only fun part of college