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Grammy nominated producer. Or maybe not.

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How he declassified his docs

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

BREAKING: Trump retains Rudy Giuliani to challenge FBI raid all the way up to the Supreme Courtyard by Marriott

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@zzombieeee We phoned this in so hard

[HONCHO @ohmyfuckinggod]

Kid Rock looks like a Tim Robinson character trying to beat jury duty

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@scottyweebs Just rename it to joe-rogan

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@ryanadelman @googlenest @ring I just went through this. Bought a new nest cam that DOES NOT work in the nest app. They are no longer supporting the nest app and you will have to use Google Home from now on. The best part? Google Home offers very limited functionality of nest app hardware. Im done with nest

[Will Forte @OrvilleIV]

MacGruber the TV Series… you did not ask for this, but in three days, it’s coming. For those who have not seen the movie, here’s a little crash course. Thank you Casey, may you Rest In Peace. (😘⁦ @MayaRudolph⁩ ) #MacGruber December 16 ⁦@peacockTV⁩

[Portugal. The Man @portugaltheman]

Dropping this NFT with @deadmau5 that we worked on with our good friends @WoodenCyclops and @Fail_American https://t.co/9JoxXpOmNe

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

How it started ➡️ How it’s going

[Joe Fann @Joe_Fann]

Seahawks fans watching this Chiefs defense

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RIP Norm Macdonald - He’s an all-timer 😢

https://t.co/LJ6JbacKDp

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@nicnewsham @ooh_she_Creole 😂

[🧀🧀 @OGpackersFan]

Ok? Greg Jennings once scored a 99 yard TD with a fully broken leg. And avoided the hardest hitting safety in the league, Darren Sharper.

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Huge shoutout to @heytherejeffro for making me register these fists as lethal weapons. I’m taking my gold record off the wall and replacing it with this. RIP John Gourley @ Rumble in the Jungle https://t.co/Br4Ao1Z7ZO

[Ben Mekler @benmekler]

Gen Z will never understand growing up with parents who basically poured a gallon of milk into your body with a funnel every day because Big Milk told them that if we didn’t drink enough our bones would go soft and we’d turn into pudding people and get kidnapped at the mall

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@scottyweebs Missed opportunity….

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I thought this was fake

[bobby @bobby]

to me the funniest moment in the history of music is in sum 41's hit song "fat lip" when the sum 41 guy says "the dentist said my mom should've had an abortion" and then it echoes "bortion bortion bortion bortion bortion" for like 30 seconds.

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

This guitar cost 40 Canadian dollars. This amp is a 20w solid state practice amp. It’s the combo I used on “Tire Me” from Evil Empire which came out 25 years ago. The song won @RATMofficial’s first Grammy.