Casey Cox

Cupcake enthusiast & lover of all things breakfast.

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@TorreySmithWR Guess you haven't gotten a test at the convention center, then.

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@kumailn

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@richardwakile It literally says 2.22.20 behind him but ok.

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@CrossBar_ @mayorbcyoung This is so fucking embarrassing. I’m upset I ever walked into this place. Guaranteed I won’t do it again.

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@AoDespair Still smart enough to wear a mask.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

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@AoDespair @realDonaldTrump Proud to be a resident of this southside street - even if the block party SEVERELY interrupted my Saturday nap time.

[Ravens Promotions @RavensPromos]

Upgrade your headphones. 🎧

RT this post for a chance to win a free pair of @Bose noise cancelling headphones!

(Must be following to win).

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@Baltimoremag @jvn National Aquarium employee, here! Would be honored to have you back for a second, accident-free visit (but maybe watch your liquid consumption to be safe). 🙃🐬

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My best friend and I won at #PumpRules trivia and won the costume contest in the name of @chrissyteigen

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@OhyeaCD3bby You’ve already got a wife lined up. What else do you need?

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Now I’m not the biggest Tia fan myself but GODDAMN Comcast’s #bacheloreinparadise descriptions are ruthless.

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@chrissyteigen @realDonaldTrump As a nonprofit employee... $7.20 it is. Donald will understand. He knows a lot about nonprofits.

[Casey Cox @caseycox6]

Calling it now. @Capitals pregame concert with Shaggy and Sting is gonna be an “It Wasn’t Me” and “Don’t Stand So Close to Me” mashup.

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@1fairmaiden @chrissyteigen Dibs on tracking how long it takes her to unfollow you, @chrissyteigen !

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I didn’t text you back because I couldn’t find the right gif.

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Retweet by 7 p.m. tonight for a chance to win this autographed Mr. Miami & Mamba #PlayersWeekend cap! #Birdland

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

Anyone have the Night King's contact info so we can recruit him to throw javelin? #GameOfThrones

[Melissa Brown @itsmelissabrown]

Gilly: wow listen to this interesting fact i just found
Sam: pls be quiet i have to save the world
All women:
#GameOfThrones

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

I can go from researching a cramp on WebMD to coffin shopping in under 90 seconds.