casey federbusch

washu bfa ‘15 doing paid social media in nyc. not sure why you’re following me but glad you’re here. tweets are mine unless you want them. she/her.

[casey federbusch @caseyfederbusch]

If your dating app profile said “I hate when guys flaunt their heights on their bios it makes me six two my stomach” and you had the gall to unmatch me after I said “I’m trying to five one way to make my own joke but I’m coming up a little short”

SHAME ON YOU THAT WAS FUNNY

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

If I can't feel the vibration of people booing Trump at Madison Square Garden tonight from my apartment on the Upper West Side, I'm going to be disappointed.

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Neurotypicals really think doing something for 30 days forms a habit. Nothing in my ADHD life is a habit. I can be obsessed with something for 2 weeks straight, miss 1 day and never touch it again. It was never about choice, never about willpower, never about 30 days.

[casey federbusch @caseyfederbusch]

A very happy best night of the season to all who celebrate @mets

Once again, Shea had an absolute blast ❤️

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

LGM

[casey federbusch @caseyfederbusch]

@DannyAbriano the lady who “fixed” the Jesus fresco came back from the dead for this one

[casey at the bat🏀🏆 CHAMPS @thebenchesclear]

white people be like my dog is a mets fan

[casey federbusch @caseyfederbusch]

hi i'd like to put out into the world that brett baty and derek klena could be cousins and now that derek is on the savannah bananas this presents a very important opportunity.....can baty sing?

@Mets @TheSavBananas

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

yes i can ?

[Adele Bloch @adele_bloch]

everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager

> drive your friends to the airport
> go to their party even when you're tired
> stop cancelling last minute
> host at your place
> support the wins & losses

it's worth every ounce of effort

[made w sugar & spice @belikebei]

en este mundo solo hay 3 personas que tienen la razón: las mujeres, la primera hija y la primera nieta. y yo soy las 3.

[lou @deeerhell]

no offense but if i have to join a run club to find my soulmate i’m going to kill myself

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

" you're too pretty to be single" dude i am mentally ill

[casey federbusch @caseyfederbusch]

it's been a minute but....

[casey federbusch @caseyfederbusch]

Some people set their personal best times at the Marathon yesterday, but to counter that I humbly submit:

4:42 on today's NYT Crossword!!!

[casey federbusch @caseyfederbusch]

teehee

[Jdab @JDabz87]

it’s officially “take a pretty girl to a baseball game” season

[casey federbusch @caseyfederbusch]

@AbbeyMastracco well when you have a mix of IRL couples, siblings, and people jumping around countries to find partners they'll place better with, what do you expect?

[casey federbusch @caseyfederbusch]

goodbye 2027 mlb season

it was nice anticipating you and all the ways you'd break my heart, but a league-wide reset is absolutely needed at this point for the long term good of the sport

[tay ⁺˳✧༚♡ @homeruntay]

katia lindor, get behind me. i know how to fight.