Casey Killian

I write stuff. You will undoubtedly love me or hate me. And the stuff I write.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

What Mehmet Oz means when he says abortion should be between "a woman, her doctor, and local political leaders." #PASenateDebate

Thx @amyschumer

[Casey Killian @Caseyfornia]

EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT! Our #webseries will #premiere on MONDAY, JUNE 1! Please #subscribe to our YouTube channel (link in bio) so you don’t miss an episode! And make sure you’re following us here and on FB… https://t.co/DTCozsuvPH

[Casey Killian @Caseyfornia]

Over here working on bringing you a new #webseries for your viewing pleasure! Stay tuned for our upcoming announcement of our launch date! And make sure you subscribe to our YouTube channel so you don’t miss an… https://t.co/L7hnH7XO4G

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

My 2 yr old daughter’s reaction to seeing the Hulk go bananas for the first time 😂

[Casey Killian @Caseyfornia]

My heart exploded last night having so many #friends come out to #support me at my #show! Thank you so much for coming to #laughwithme at @flapperscomedy and big thanks to… https://t.co/aNE41lsKGQ

[Casey Killian @Caseyfornia]

Come see me do my #comedy thing again on Wed 3/20 thefederalnoho Doors at 7, show at 7:30! No food or drink minimum just $15 tickets! Call the number on the flier to reserve your ticket… https://t.co/Iqe8OQw4HQ

[Casey Killian @Caseyfornia]

I wish procrastinating was a job. I’d be really good at it if I ever got around to doing it.

[Casey Killian @Caseyfornia]

Conversations with a 🐼:
🐼: You don’t think this fan is as powerful.
[Long pause]
🐼: Do you.
......
?
Me: Did you just tell me what I think and then ask me? I’m confused.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Sweetheart, if you read the whole of Harry Potter and thought the author would support an authoritarian braggart who's too dumb to know how dumb he is, burn away. And so will I.

[Casey Killian @Caseyfornia]

@StephenKing I just wrote the words “still surprisingly mostly authentically” and knew you’d throw me in word prison. #alltheadverbs

[Casey Killian @Caseyfornia]

My husband (🐼), who is in his early 30’s, just used the word “folks” in a sentence. Not ironically.

[Casey Killian @Caseyfornia]

There are days when I look around at the pieces of my life and I think...DAMN. I am a GROWN ASS WOMAN. I am strong. I am able. I am smart. I am fierce. I kick ass. I am not to be underestimated or disrespected. Today is one of those days.

[Casey Killian @Caseyfornia]

My heart goes out to the students returning to Stoneman Douglas today. #neveragain

[Casey Killian @Caseyfornia]

Damn straight. https://t.co/6yNJaPAD6o

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Get a bumper sticker on my car that said, “Proud Parent.” https://t.co/8jwY2cX7d2

[Casey Killian @Caseyfornia]

So true. And then we can go ahead an ban Marco Rubios. Including the human one. https://t.co/JQ2zJXVSKh

[Sarah Chadwick @Sarahchadwickk]

We should change the names of AR-15s to “Marco Rubio” because they are so easy to buy.

[Casey Killian @Caseyfornia]

For everyone proposing we arm teachers, I have a question for you. Do you really think that a stressed out teacher who is having a personal life crisis is IMMUNE to snapping and also perpetrating a mass shooting...WITH THE GUN YOU'VE ARMED THEM WITH????

[Casey Killian @Caseyfornia]

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. I got @Groundworkcoffe #decaf #espresso which is #waterprocessed from @Coffeeplusfood & I got #steamed #coconutmilk from @CafeGratitude... I haven't been this coffee-related-happy in a minute. Except when I made raw vegan eggnog lattes at @lriphd's house!

[Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkKelly]

Actually, it's @USDOT, @FAANews, & @NASA —and especially the airlines— who deserve credit for this. But, if you're going to take credit for zero airline deaths in 2017 then you should take responsibility for the tens of thousands of gun deaths, too. #lawsmatter https://t.co/vnSPBo76LF

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Helpful guide for Alabama voters

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

TO HELL WITH ROY MOORE AND EVERYTHING HE STANDS FOR. LET HIM KNOW, ALABAMA.

https://t.co/eTo1jLxLMI