Casey

FHU 22. Education major. Aspiring 21st century Jane Austen.

[Casey @caseymj1718]

If this man isn’t your favorite person at Freed, you’re just wrong.

[Casey @caseymj1718]

Redownloaded Twitter to say this one thing: fetishizing teachers/role playing teacher/student is disgusting and has heavy hints of pedophilia and that’s all I have to say.

[Casey @caseymj1718]

My honors project for this semester is a paper entitled “The Christian’s Duty to Philanthropy and it’s Implications in a Capitalistic Economy Versus a Socialistic Economy.” Ready to step on some toes with this one.

[Casey @caseymj1718]

I get annoyed when I see Christmas items in stores in July and fall items in June but Halloween items truly never go out of season.

[Casey @caseymj1718]

Brooklyn 99 > Parks and Rec > The Office

[Casey @caseymj1718]

So I have Covid for the (officially tested positive) first time, and none of y’all did a good job explaining just how WILD it is not to be able to taste or smell ANYTHING AT ALL

[Casey @caseymj1718]

My sister: “I worked in a pet store, I know all about dogs.”
Also my sister: *pointing at a chihuahua* “I love huskies.”

[Isa @incorrect_CM]

Garcia: Reid is the baby of the group, we’re very overprotective of him

Reid: Hey guys-

Morgan: Do you ever shut up

Emily: Nobody asked

JJ: We’ve heard enough Spence

Hotch: Reid, not now

Rossi: We don’t care

[Casey @caseymj1718]

If my parents hear me talk about a completely platonic male friend one more time, I’m pretty sure they’re going to sign me up for an arranged marriage.

[Casey @caseymj1718]

@iloveeverydoggy Meet Luna :)

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

has anyone noticed that you PARK in a DRIVEway but CRY in a WALGREEN’S BATHROOM ?

[Elijah Brewer @Spooo0oons]

Direct Deposit: 1400$
Me at Gano: Bring me Wallace

[Casey @caseymj1718]

A few days ago I found out that lynching is a state crime and not a federal crime.... and the last time we voted on this was 2020... and ONE senator blocked it... I want to know one good reason it shouldn’t be a federal crime.

[Casey @caseymj1718]

Bank account: *1,400.69*
Me at Taco Bell: “bring me the bell.”

[ChaseMilan__ @__HoneyMonee__]

My son is back in school and have his phone for an emergency ONLY.. this is what he text me 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[Casey @caseymj1718]

*thinks about the hundreds of thousands of strangers who saw my TikTok*
Me: Eh.
*thinks about the few people who know me in real life that saw my TikTok*
Me:

[Casey @caseymj1718]

I really can’t go a week without some kind of ice cream and it’s seriously an addiction at this point 💀

[Lindsay Gibbs @linzsports]

Stop glamorizing “the grind” and start glamorizing getting 7+ hours of sleep at night, having healthy relationships, feeling safe at work, taking sick days, being paid a living wage, working hard when you’re at work, boundaries, and self-caring your way to success.

[Casey @caseymj1718]

VERY FUN FACT: anytime I have overworked myself on an assignment/class because of being anxious about it the professor very nicely just says I’m very “detail-oriented.”

[Casey @caseymj1718]

I may be a junior in college but I still don’t know how to spell Massachewsits.