disengaged couch potato

I should have been a line backer.

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

When you skip your waxing appointment #MetGala2024 #MetGala

[Tom and Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo]

Nicole Kidman in Balenciaga at the MET GALA. More red carpet later on our site. #MetGala

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

Thank Jesus that I left my tabs open before passing out last night to remind myself to get barria tacos today

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

I’d like to thank #taylorswiftfans for the #ErasTour content they have provided all summer. I wasn’t going to even attempt to get tickets and I feel I have seen every show.

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

Wordle felt shady today and I support her.

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

Matching watches is the new lighting bolt necklaces #KyleRichards #RHOBH #Mauricio

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

When Schwartz pulled out that year supply bottle size of Xanax claiming he takes it once a month, it alllllll started to make sense. #VanderpumpReunion #VanderpumpRules #passivepersonality

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

Vanderpump Rules is no longer eligible for Emmy’s. It is no longer a reality tv show. It is now an academic a case study for the DSM. #VanderpumpReunion #VanderpumpRules #narcissism #sociopothy

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

Ruining Everything Everywhere All At Once is the Scheana Shay story. #VanderpumpRules #westandwithaly #believeAly

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

We’re entering the season in Austin where I get to learn how poorly my non aluminum deodorant performs.

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

@paulscheer how did this get made Joe’s Apartment. It’s be haunting space in my brain for 20+ years.

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

Can we talk about Joe’s Apartment? @MrJerryOC @society (but not the actual account just society in general, I am at-ing you) #mtv

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

Do we get bereavement leave? #Succession #SuccesionHBO

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

We don’t need to see the footage. No one needs to see the footage. #BanAssaultWeapons

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

Was the pasta Tom’s dick? #VanderpumpRules #tomsandoval #RaquelLeviss

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

Was the pasta Tom’s dick?

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

Flight is very delayed if anyone wants to talk on the phone likes it’s 2003

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

Flight is very delayed. Hit me up@if you want to chat.

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

@JMilesM 👑

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

I’m at the airport waiting for my flight to LAX. I’ve cancelled all plans and will be living at Shwartz and Sandy’s. #bravo #tomsandoval #TeaTime

[disengaged couch potato @caseynotaffleck]

As grateful as I am for Gerard Butler’s Fallen trilogy, White House Down is a far superior film.