casey

[Bulk Vanderhuge @flatearthjape]

Sorry buddy you're an adult now your options for friendship are the most annoying people in existence or people that will only get lunch with you if scheduled a month in advance or people 2000 miles away

[vanya 🐶 @unclevanya69]

a parent dies in a weird violent way and then suddenly september is "the month my dad died" for the rest of my life. annoying! and don't make the green day joke!

[irena dubrovna @glassmotif]

just suffered a cultural shock watching adults because the idea that you don't go out to dance and drink with friends anymore when you're 25 is crazy to me... this is not a life

[luna @saintherons]

im struggling to make new friends cause everyones aging themselves like omfg you are not getting too old for the club???? we was literally just allowed in like 2-3 years ago😭😭😭😭

[JaySlop @JayKay_4evr]

we’re all obligated to be endlessly kind, grow a big rack, and be big ol freaks in honor of them both

[casey @caseyy27_]

@dykeinof can’t believe no one has said Closer - Nine Inch Nails

[mayank @maynkydvv]

ppl who wake up and immediately start talking are crazy

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

sometimes i talk and i wonder what i’m saying as i speak

[alexSSN @alexSSN]

Hey man, that’s really awesome that you saved some of your 4th of July fireworks so you could set them off at noon on the 13th of July

[ecco @loonapilld]

coming to terms with the idea that i can’t be outside every day as a going out addict

[Shelby Ivey Christie @bronze_bombSHEL]

Read a good Substack about how women who live really full, complex, fun lives may not easily be able to translate that fullness online. I def identify with that, not because I’m the coolest person ever but I do find it hard to fully translate my cool life online

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

i wanna do the pizza hut reading program w my friends this summer where if we all read a certain amount of books we can throw ourselves a pizza party. but pizza not gon motivate them fr. we gon have to do it with tequila bottles and kbbq smh

[b @twunkez]

HOT TAKE: I’d rather rent my entire life in a cool ass city than own a home in bumfuck nowhere

[⋆ ｡ ° ༺˚ 𖦹 gîchœ łīçbåkt 𖦹 ˚༻ ° ｡ ⋆ @ichriecheblut]

i have a gigantic fucking problem with anyone trying to tell me what to do or who i am/who i am not. it actually triggers a viciousness in me. my identity is defined by me, my choices are made by me.

[222 @yuckgal]

the answer to doing cardio is sean paul btw

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

“i can chop it up with anyone” you get scared when homeless people talk to you. let’s reassess my dear

[Ƶ @archibaldxiv]

rock bottom is actually a trampoline