Urban Monk

Just chose brownie with ice cream over enlightenment.

[Urban Monk @iUrbanMonk]

Aap galatfehmi me ho. Aap waqt ko nahin waqt aapko barbad kar raha hai.

[Urban Monk @iUrbanMonk]

@taklooman Hi sir, please dm details.

[Urban Monk @iUrbanMonk]

@DaysOfGame_com Interesting! How can you not come even after having sex 4X a day? Is there any special technique or exercise you do to achieve this?

[Urban Monk @iUrbanMonk]

@DaysOfGame_com @Thememeguy69420 Can you please elaborate this Nash?
How do you achieve 'No Harmone Release' even after leaking a lot of come?

[Urban Monk @iUrbanMonk]

@OfWudan Helping dreams to become reality.

[vi @oyevivekk]

THREAD:

80 Films with the biggest Plot Twists that will blow your mind.

[DealzTrendz @dealztrendz]

#Giveaway Alert 🚨

We’re giving away 4 #OnePlusBudsZ

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We’ll pick 4 random followers on 24th May & each will get a #OnePlusBudsZ

GET SET GO #DealzTrendzGiveaway

[Tyler Todt @tyromper]

A few years ago we were in a terrible marriage.

Our house wasn’t a home, it was a war zone.
We didn’t speak days at a time.

-We said the D word
-All we have almost wasn’t
-My kids could’ve not had a dad around

Last night my wife said,
This is better than our honeymoon!

[Pia Bajpiee @piabajpiee]

तुम सुन ना मत 😊🙏 #दिलकीबात

[The Multibeast @themultibeast]

The internet is filling the void created after women invaded the lodge, the local pub, the workplace, and even beer leagues

Since the 60s women have sought to root out spaces where men meet and talk

And we all know how the energy shifts when a woman enters the space ...

[Got Pickup? Gary PUA • situationship strategist @GotPickup]

Here’s the biggest mistake women make: They set their market value as the highest value male who will FUCK them, when it should be based upon the highest value male who will COMMIT to them. Hence, most females are frustrated/anxious about why their lives aren’t working out.

[sailaab-e-alfaaz @sailaaab]

“zindagi guzar rahi hai,
jeene ki tayyari mein”

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

These two bullets collided in the battle of Gallipoli in 1915. The chances of this happening are 1 in a billion.

But still not as rare as an MBA graduate finishing a conversation without using the term “entrepreneurship” even once.

[LostWithin @LostWithin2022]

I just love this Bride 👇😛😂😂😂😂

[Alex | Forever Alpha Blog 🍷 @TheForeverAlpha]

20 Ways To Boost Testosterone (Naturally)

***A BIG THREAD***

[The Multibeast @themultibeast]

The first mindf*ck we wrestle with when sh*t hits the fan is that for men, the answer to better relationships cannot be found by looking at the relationship, or even in looking at the person we’re with

Fact is that all our relationship issues have very little to do with either

[Urban Monk @iUrbanMonk]

@your_tinygirl Yes I am.

[Urban Monk @iUrbanMonk]

@Jal_Kukdi The one that mughal's took.

[Urban Monk @iUrbanMonk]

@chilluvandu Girl dont write with such awesomeness. Its are dangerous.

[Nick Huber @sweatystartup]

I’ve gotten a lot of bad advice in my career and I see even more of it here on Twitter.

Time for a stiff drink and some truth you probably dont want to hear.

👇👇