Annoyed Clerk

After being at this job for over two years, my patience has worn thin!

[Me @lizzzymac]

How do you get customers into your store? 4) Say (out loud) how quiet it's been #dearcustomer @retailproblems

[Me @lizzzymac]

How do you get customers into your store? 3) Sit down #dearcustomer #retailproblems

[Me @lizzzymac]

How do you get customers into your store? 2) Eat something #dearcustomer #retailproblems

[Me @lizzzymac]

How do you get customers into your store? 1) Go to the bathroom #dearcustomer #retailproblems

[Becca @QuixoticGinger]

#DearCustomer Will you stop telling me your life story I have other things to do.

[Annoyed Clerk @cashierranting]

@RetailAnon Customers get so mad when I follow policies that the other cashiers don't follow! 😕

[Retail_Anon @RetailAnon]

#DearCustomers we have absolutely ZERO control over policy. GET OVER IT! 😑 #retailproblems

[The Anything Not Made in Russia Explorer 🇺🇦 @ObservingRetail]

Here's a riddle: what has six legs and won't go away?

Answer: the 3 douchebags who decided to come in 5 min before closing
#retailproblems

[Annoyed Clerk @cashierranting]

@thecashierslave People have been asking me if the ATM is going to charge them even when it didn't dispense any money.

[Annoyed Clerk @cashierranting]

People that come into the store talking really loud get on my damn nerves. So do people that yell out questions from across the store.

[Annoyed Clerk @cashierranting]

I'd have a lot more time to do my side work if the same people didn't have to check out three and four times

[Annoyed Clerk @cashierranting]

I'm not your friend, your counselor or your doctor. I'm just here to take your money for the items you want to purchase #notyourfriend

[Goodwill struggles @TiredCashier]

#DearCustomer, when not busy, a cashier has other wrk 2 do in the store. No need 2 get huffy when I say "excuse me" 2 get by u couple times.