We will never experience a 24-hour film festival collapse like this again
In a span of 8 hours we got:
• Florence Pugh skipping the press conference to sip Aperol Spritzes in purple Valentino
• Harry Styles explaining that "my favorite thing about the movie is it feels like a movie"
• Chris Pine visibly soul-detaching from his body
• 10 million people on Twitter analyzing "Spitgate" frame-by-frame like the Zapruder film
The movie was an afterthought, but the press tour was pure cinema.
These two gay freaks decided to make a fight club so they could meet girls and flirt with cheerleaders…. At the end of the year the entire club straight up slaughtered our rival football team DURING THE GAME
no one gets starting line more than a twenty something year old who feels like they’re behind in life and misses every good opportunity they’re given because they’re too scared to fuck it up