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[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[I’m NotDevinsMom Moron @NotDevinsMom]

Breaking News
🚨A SILVER ALERT HAS BEEN ISSUED IN WASHINGTON DC. 535 MEMBERS OF CONGRESS ARE MISSING. IF YOU SEE THEM, TELL THEM TO START DOING THEIR FUCKING JOB. 🚨

[Dr. Mia 🇬🇷 @Miazolam]

I don’t think most people (including other specialties) truly recognize our scope in emergency medicine. I have done so many people’s first pelvic exam and lost track of how many times I’ve had to tell someone I just met that they have cancer. It’s an astoundingly difficult job.

[✨MD neuron divergent EKG slayer✨ @fuqekgs]

If I had a nickel for everytime I was referred to as a nurse, I would have already paid off my student loans

[victoria 🫶🏻 @litttlesnappy]

praising jesus because a rapist was elected is why i don’t go to church anymore

[N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky 👻💉💊 @DrSpooky_ER]

Me: please please please don’t let the troponin be high

The troponin:

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

Sitting: DVTs
Standing: varicose veins
The fetal position: no fall risk, soothing, cathartic

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Pumpkin Tester.

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

why did i never realize cats have knees 😭

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Constantly

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Very polite , very respectful very demure

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

“What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen in the ER?”

The daily consequences of a completely broken healthcare system.

[trash jones @jzux]

what do you call it when you’re too tired to do anything on the weekend but then you feel really guilty for not doing anything on the weekend

[Andrea R MD, @andrear9md.bsky.social @AndreaR9Md]

I literally had a rule in our ER's fast track, the section that took care of minor injuries, lacerations, sprains..., any man that came in with a lac had to be supine on the bed before I numbed him up because I was sick and tired of picking them up off the floor.

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

this is the cutest thing i've ever seen in my entire life

[N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky 👻💉💊 @DrSpooky_ER]

Breaking news from the ER:

Everyone has COVID again

[G @casprxx]

To the tech yesterday who rolled her eyes at my order for the EKG and trop in a patient she didn’t think needed it- this is exactly why.

I’d rather rule out an “atypical” presentation than not rule it in.

[Gabby Librizzi, MD, MPH @Gabby_Brauner27]

My aunt had a heart attack and only felt “indigestion” and “flu-like” symptoms

Urgent care said she was fine

This is your reminder that heart attacks in women present differently

(She’s doing okay now, thank goodness)

[Ash, MD @AshMD_1]

Healthcare workers when they spend 12 minutes buying groceries and 10 minutes doing chores after a call shift before they go to sleep to wake up and do another call shift