Cassie Woods

Shining a light of beauty in the Universe

[Cassie Woods @Cass_woods]

Do I cry or chain smoke American Spirits?

[Cassie Woods @Cass_woods]

I have seen two women with “Snookie bumps” today 🤔

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I’m in my monochromatic era

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@Jbhatch96 OooOh noo I’m not doing that I thought you may have needed some help 🥲 😂

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“I’m a cervix empath”

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“Were you crying tonight?!”
“No, I had like five or six yawns”

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Why does it feel so good to hurt so bad

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Yikes, forgot what heart break feels like

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He’s a 10 but lays down in the shower and falls asleep

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@AgAndy801 Wow thanks 🤣

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Help!
I’m going to the Rockies vs Dodgers game. Tell me a fact so I can sound cool in front of boys ⚾️

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Sorry, I just grew up yelling

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@jack_woods21 Hell ya Jackie!!

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Should I go to hair school and be a triple threat?

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And then all of the sudden… it wasn’t gay

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“What’s my mood, that’s my standard”

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Who needs a boyfriend when you have bar regulars that hit on you everyday

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I fully convinced a guy that I was from London last night

[Cassie Woods @Cass_woods]

My ex should wish me a Happy Mother’s days since I mothered his ass for two years

[Cassie Woods @Cass_woods]

I need to see men step the fuck up and get a vasectomy, because you still can..