Cassandra Gerich

Married to my best friend. Momma toast crazy toddler. 💙 911 Dispatcher. Artist. Huge nerd.

[Cassandra Gerich @cassandrajo3291]

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[Cassandra Gerich @cassandrajo3291]

1000000000x this. https://t.co/zpY7zmHaYb

[Cassandra Gerich @cassandrajo3291]

This is me. https://t.co/hGuI1UPgRl

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: *watches cartoons*

Wife: Didn't you see the news?

Me: Why do you think I'm watching cartoons?

[Cassandra Gerich @cassandrajo3291]

Is it socially acceptable to live in your bed..? Cause that.. would be amazing. #RainyDay #StayInBed #SundayMorning

[𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 🫠 @annoyedispatchr]

I'm laying on the sofa wrapped in a blanket, drinking wine and watching HBO movies.
I'm such a partier I don't know how to control myself.

[Cassandra Gerich @cassandrajo3291]

Does listening to classical music while drawing make you smart or a psycho?
#myrandomthoughts

[Cassandra Gerich @cassandrajo3291]

@icedpattycakes All I can think of.. 😂😂

[Patty-ricia @icedpattycakes]

CAD notes: Pt has black stuff coming out if his head after a fall.
Me: Leviathan! Kill it!
#Dispatch #Supernatural #CantAdviseToUseBorax

[50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey]

'It's just so long!' she cried. 'I don't think it will fit!'
'I'm sorry,' he said. 'It isn't easy saying what you want in 140 characters.'

[Dispatch Girl @MyNumbers911]

Anyone else???? lol it's my Monday and this is how I feel

[Cassandra Gerich @cassandrajo3291]

👌👍👐👏 https://t.co/0adELYrTaW

[Firefighter Barbie, NRP @GlamFirefighter]

"It is good to be liked. It is critical to be respected. The two are not mutually exclusive." -Linda Willing

[Shenanigans @ShenanigansFL]

"Dispatch I have one tased and 2 at gunpoint! Call the complainant back and make sure we're at the right houss!"

Well I sure hope you are..

[Cassandra Gerich @cassandrajo3291]

When your coworker has no idea how to use a phone book. 🤦

[Irritated 911 Oper @911isnot411]

It’s always so nice when a citizen takes time out of their day to call just to say “fuck you!” #blessed

[Cassandra Gerich @cassandrajo3291]

@annoyedispatchr Neveerrrr. 🍁🍂🍁🍂❤❤

[🇺🇦 911grrl 🍀🇮🇪 @911grrl]

Women : I just delivered my baby in the kitchen, but it's all good.!
Men: I have an earache, plz send ambulance & priest
#911calls

[Cassandra Gerich @cassandrajo3291]

@XplodingUnicorn I can only hope my son does the same thing. 😂💙

[Cassandra Gerich @cassandrajo3291]

Truth. 👍 #ButRaptorsAreStillMyFavorite https://t.co/amx2FOimNn

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: I'm scared of my first day of school.

Me: Why?

5: Raptors.

Me: You should be scared of those every day.

[Cassandra Gerich @cassandrajo3291]

I should never watch baby videos, puppy videos, or military homecoming videos at work. #EmotionalAF #NoYoureCrying

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.