Casserole Beans

don’t you dare follow me. don’t even read my tweets. leave my profile. don’t ever come back.

[Casserole Beans @casserolebeans]

@GX4600 You might be. Guessing your wife would disagree

[Casserole Beans @casserolebeans]

LOL strong, loud, smart women don’t want your micropenis ass, I assure you.

[Peter B @realpeteyb123]

Men… you know who the good women are. You know who should be raising your kids.

The shy one. The reserved one. The one who doesn’t care about money, fame, or partying.

Date her. Respect her. Marry her. Love her.

Don’t chase evil women. Don’t lust after crazy.

Stay away. Protect your peace.

A message from Pete, as a friend.

Make Women Great Again.

[Casserole Beans @casserolebeans]

@GX4600 Ok, incel

[Casserole Beans @casserolebeans]

@ChefReactions Amazing! One of the hardest fucking things to do. My husband quit cold turkey twice. A full year after he quit he would still reach for a cigarette in the car just out of habit. Hang in there!

[Casserole Beans @casserolebeans]

He looks like the headliner of a gay rodeo. Slay queen.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Kid Rock showed up at the White House looking like Evel Knievel headed to family court.

[Casserole Beans @casserolebeans]

@super_ultraMAGA Bro, seek help. Seriously.

[Casserole Beans @casserolebeans]

@NickiBobbi1 I love how you still assume I weigh more than 100lbs which I don’t lol we’re both skinny. Congrats? The difference is you think you’re automatically better than ppl who aren’t skinny. Mature.

[Casserole Beans @casserolebeans]

It’s not hard to love and support a high achieving woman when you’re not insecure about your own failures 😬

[Casserole Beans @casserolebeans]

If you’re a man and think feminists hate all men…you’re an idiot. We just hate you specifically lol. I’m married to a 6’0 (actually 6’0) king who makes > $200K/yr, is emotionally mature, a good dad & is great in b*d. We have high standards. We don’t settle for insecure losers.

[Casserole Beans @casserolebeans]

@NickiBobbi1 Good. So she still has time to teach you how to be a decent human being. She should start yesterday.

[Casserole Beans @casserolebeans]

@super_ultraMAGA You couldn’t find it with a map and flashlight. It’s clear you’ve never pleased a woman

[Casserole Beans @casserolebeans]

@GX4600 Why did you put woman in quotes? Do you mean you’re only attracted to men? No judgment. I love the gays.

[Casserole Beans @casserolebeans]

@NickiBobbi1 Is this supposed to be an insult? Bc someone who weighs 350 lbs can’t possibly be attractive? What does that make your mom?

[Casserole Beans @casserolebeans]

@FOX9 Interesting they could go IP to protest lol and I feel for them! I would be pissed to be forced to go back to office. But aren’t they just proving his point? Some stuff you have to be in person for, in order for it to work 😳

[Casserole Beans @casserolebeans]

@SouthDallasFood @cheezit Making this tomorrow

[Casserole Beans @casserolebeans]

What is it about being mid thirties and too much dairy?

I have always been lactose intolerant but apparently cannot just power thru anymore 🤢 Over here complaining about how dinner was “too cheesy”. Who lives like this?!

[Casserole Beans @casserolebeans]

😂😂😂😂

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

POV: You are about to receive a condescending lecture from someone who has never pleasured a women.

[Casserole Beans @casserolebeans]

It feels like I’ve had one perpetually horrific migraine since 1/20/25.

[The Minnesota Star Tribune @StarTribune]

Brooks: Nothing makes a downtown more vibrant than forcing people to be there https://t.co/jGhWsLpaKv