cassidy hatchette

the last of her name.

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[Bark @barkmeta]

waking up for work at 6am so the government can spend $2M on crab legs with my taxes

[cassidy hatchette @casshatch]

I can’t stand Google anymore like what do you mean not a single Google search I did today gave me results matching any of the words I searched?! I’m so sick of companies getting so rich that they turn their products to shit because inconveniencing people makes them more money ugh

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Have we considered a lifelong Accelerated Reader program where grown adults in their 30s and 40s can get free movie tickets and better airline seats if they read books

[ash MET THE 118 🚒 // liam 🕊️ @buddiestiel]

“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her

[No Titanium No Party @whoistitanium]

The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

[OSAS🦅 @MrOGdiamond]

It's crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes isn't enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Pretty fucking insane that we had a political assassination 5 days ago and it’s completely disappeared from our consciousness already.

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

President of the Mexican Senate (TODAY):

"We'll build the wall and pay for it. But we'll do it according to the 1830 map of Mexico... Mexicans were settled in these territories before the U.S. The Mexicans living there are in what has always been their homeland."

[Carley 🤖 (snob) @carleypero]

I don’t care if this sounds elitist cause I really don’t think it is, you do not deserve a degree if you cannot write a basic research paper pertaining to your field of study without using ai

[jo @thejoeydavis]

graduating pre-covid increasingly feels like the last chopper out of vietnam

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

I have formally requested the Trump Administration rescind their unlawful deployment of troops in Los Angeles county and return them to my command.

We didn’t have a problem until Trump got involved. This is a serious breach of state sovereignty — inflaming tensions while pulling resources from where they’re actually needed.

Rescind the order. Return control to California.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Californians pay the bills for the federal government.

We pay over $80 BILLION more in taxes than we get back.

Maybe it’s time to cut that off, @realDonaldTrump.

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

This is drake vs kendrick for republicans

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

rep forever guilt free listening!

[Chloe @Flurryyuri]

ppl are so lazy, reading wikipedia when you’re bored is like top 5 activities ever

[Cacophony Kid ×͜× @CacoKidOH]

Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

hi! astrophysicist here. this is so stupid it makes me want to vomit

[Bhald Bhabie @_caaaaarrl]

I think there is something extremely sinister and vile about the emphasis on severely autistic people’s inability to work and pay taxes. Working and paying taxes are not prerequisites to the right to exist. What is going on