cassi shelby

1.20.21

[cassi shelby @cassi_shelby]

for those who don't know: "awe" and "aw" are two different things.

that is all.

thank you.

[cassi shelby @cassi_shelby]

I just had a patient ask me if I could slip her out the back door so she would have a cigarette

[Robin McGraw @Robin_McGraw]

Monday, we're comin for you!!!

[cassi shelby @cassi_shelby]

when a patient says she's a reallllllly hard stick and you get it the first try and she says she didn't feel it >>>>>>>>>>>>

[Marty Black @MartinBlack20]

The thought of Kendall Jenner in Moss Point, Mississippi is very funny to me

[cassi shelby @cassi_shelby]

brandon and i are homeowners as of 3pm today. whoa.

[cassi shelby @cassi_shelby]

today I discovered Levi's 501 shorts.

[cassi shelby @cassi_shelby]

my chemical romance just came on pandora and i felt my soul leave my body

[cassi shelby @cassi_shelby]

i don't care how you feed your baby or even how you raise your baby. do not tell any other mother how to do it. every baby is different. period.

[cassi shelby @cassi_shelby]

i just did the "bend and snap" in front of brandon to see his response and he dead looked me in the eyes and said "bend and snap. legally blonde. ups guy. i've seen it." like whaaaaaat

[cassi shelby @cassi_shelby]

Lisa Rinna saying, "give me a drink and a xanax" is such a mood

[cassi shelby @cassi_shelby]

@courtneyy_evans sending good vibes your way, friend. you've got this 💕

[cassi shelby @cassi_shelby]

i got a new foundation, concealer, and an iced coffee with coffee annnnd espresso. issa good day

[cassi shelby @cassi_shelby]

no, it's not me making coffee at 7 pm on a Sunday

[cassi shelby @cassi_shelby]

@ughshutupkd I concur

[cassi shelby @cassi_shelby]

today i bought a crop top

[cassi shelby @cassi_shelby]

she's perfect. that's it

[KD @ughshutupkd]

Coraline just said “YOU DID IT, MOMMY! GUB YOB!”

My heart is melted on the floor now.

[s @salvucciodamico]

My grandmother fighting for her rights as an Italian <3

[cassi shelby @cassi_shelby]

as long as there's light from a neon moon