KD

❤️🐷 human mom. creature mom. hair wizard. caffeinated kween.

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I need you all to know that I would protect The Fab Five and anyone they love with my life.

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@jvn’s wardrobe this season is SLAYING.#QueerEye6

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I think we’re all happy to see @antoni’s biceps again. Hey, boo. 😘
#QueerEye6

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Um. Scuse me.
Those lil bb white hairs @Karamo has in his beard are giving future zaddy vibes and I’m HERE. FOR. IT.
#QueerEye6

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Y’all ever wanna tell your granny that Jesus was likely born in the spring?

No? Just me?

K.

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Vincent just said “damn. Listen to that tasty ass riff, Coraline!”

She said “yeah! Tasty ass riff, daddy!”

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You know, sometimes I get to legitimately make a difference in peoples lives through my job. It’s the most amazing and rewarding thing I’ve ever had the honor of being able to contribute to the small world I live in.

[Tom Felton @TomFelton]

back to school

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Woah. Hey Twitter.

I’m busy af lately and it’s awesome.

Work rulez and my lil bb hobby farm rulez.

Life is good.

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@__deadbeat I got your back. I’ll send you a FB message.

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@__deadbeat Try Jamie Hunter Meadows and Elgin Whavers.
I can send links on FB to their pages if you need me too. Jamie is a friend of mine and Elgin has shot all my Christmas cards.

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So.

We’ve acquired four more chickens. Three hens and a rooster.

We’re calling them BTK and the Sanderson Sisters.

Vincent said my bio should just be
“full on chicken farmer.”

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@cassi_shelby I will always agree!

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Coraline just said “YOU DID IT, MOMMY! GUB YOB!”

My heart is melted on the floor now.

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I just conquered the laundry pile.

I don’t know what kind of adult folds everything straight out the dryer, but I am not that kind of alien.

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Just came here to say Ezra Miller’s bone structure is offensively beautiful.

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It’s become commonplace at our house that the parent leaving has to give kisses to the toddler or she yells “KISS! KISSESSSSSS!” until you turn your ass a round and give her a damn kiss.

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We did it with Britney Spears and *NSYNC on our first date. So...

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Me and Vince just screamed Blink-182 all the way home together while we held hands and harmonized.

So if any of y’all are wondering why we’re together, this is literally it.

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I’m sitting in my little nook on the couch and Vince is in his little nook with Coraline and Casper. They’re in their own little pile and I just love seeing him dad it up like this. It’s the cutest and sweetest and my heart is just full.

THEY’RE SO FUCKING CUTE DAMNIT!