Tom Cassidy

Comedian

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My New Special Life After Funny is out now! https://t.co/913tppEfnE

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My 3rd album RAV4 is out now.

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We’re back.

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Crazy way to find out Taylor Swift is in the Epstein Files.

[Elmo @elmo]

Ms. Taylor Swift…you have got to be kidding Elmo.

[Arodtx @ARODtx]

My podcast moment of the year was when Ms. Pat had @HFoleyComedy in a choke hold, fighting for his life @AreYouGarbage

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Let It Go (Birds)

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Can’t Take A Day Anymore

[Ant Sawyer @AntoniusProximo]

gotta say thanks to @KevinRyanComedy, @HFoleyComedy, @cassidycomedy, & @columtyrrell for an outstanding show tonight. @AreYouGarbage is the best. 🫡

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Year I was born. I thank God for it all.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

You just can’t explain 1985.

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Why do they spend 20 minutes asking nyc mayoral candidates about Israel and Palestine? Does the Q Train go to Israel? Is Palestine the 6th Borough? Can we focus on me not getting murdered on the train!

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@timbutterly This is mine.

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Taylor Swift Joke (Tom’s Version)

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Punchline Philly tomorrow. Get tickets here -> https://t.co/YiZntNWBwH

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Chiefs DT Chris Jones and Jalen Hurts had this exchange as the Eagles were kneeling out the clock.

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Jalen Carter 4 President.

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It’s*

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It never ok to spit on someone, but there’s an exception to every rule.

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Hoping the Ghost of Norm MacDonald is one of the new SNL Season 51 cast members.

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Punchline Philly September 18th
https://t.co/O8ukwiJ7VK

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@ksorbs You need a new football team because you’re gay?

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South Park makes life better.