Cassidy Queerface

You can call me a performance artist if you're feeling generous. I'm paid to be a fucking weirdo, basically.

[Cassidy Queerface @cassidyqface]

Just posted a photo @ Ponyboy https://t.co/oAKGvrgXhm

[Uncanny Dispatch Podcast @UncannyDispatch]

Pro tip from Episode 42, people with vaginas can repel demons with them!

[Cassidy Queerface @cassidyqface]

Love how this is supposed to be a scandal. Unless I missed the dicks out patio orgy later, the headline should just read "Marvel not pleased with non monogamous affection in the presence of mimosas" 😂

[Eric Sprankle, PsyD @DrSprankle]

God needs a therapist.

[Cassidy Queerface @cassidyqface]

"Straight white men not being allowed to talk" sounds like a great time to me. 🤷‍♀️

[Cassidy Queerface @cassidyqface]

An amazing Lucille Bluth quote if I've ever seen one.

[Cassidy Queerface @cassidyqface]

@AntonySazerac Well obviously the problem isn't an illness. It's that you didn't try hard enough not to be sick. Smh. I don't understand ableist doctors.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

conservative: so a janitor should make $15 an hour?

me: yes

conservative: and i guess kids flipping burgers should make $15 an hour?

me: yes

conservative: next you’re gonna tell me that grocers shou-

me: did you just have this list of people you don’t respect ready to go

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

Why do you have to be 18 to vote but anyone can broker an alliance between the mole people and the lava people to destroy the surface world?

[Cassidy Queerface @cassidyqface]

My brain: *gives me a nightmare about bugs all over me instead of my usual recurring nightmares*
Me: Thanks. I hate it.

[Cassidy Queerface @cassidyqface]

Banning trans girls from sports hurts all girls, including cisgender. Being told your whole life you're biologically weaker than someone born male is disheartening and insulting. You're not protecting them. Don't use cis girls as an excuse for trans hate.

[Cassidy Queerface @cassidyqface]

Let's play, what bullshit response will Lankford and Inhofe send this time? My bet is on asking us to support the police in this "trying time for them."

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

yeah haha wtf that’s so weird

[Cassidy Queerface @cassidyqface]

Caucacity: the sheer audacity of Caucasians.

[Visit Bricktown OKC @BricktownOKC]

Mexican Restaurant opening soon on the canal in @BricktownOKC! Stay tuned for more information.

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

Do you think when you high five Jesus it makes a whistle sound because of the nail hole?

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

I'm Jewish so sorry for the ignorance, but does Jesus hatch out of the Easter eggs or did he lay the eggs?

[Uncanny Dispatch Podcast @UncannyDispatch]

The gender reveal disasters just keep happening.