| cassie ⟩

ciencia. gay.

[Sahra @sahra_bn]

may we all shake at the frequency that lets our fruit fall without breaking our branches

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

In the theater: Oh dear…I’ve got to go to the restroom…but I don’t want to miss something important! Oh bother…

In the bathroom: FUCK YEAH. Feels so fuckin good to PISS. I fuckin HATE MOVIES

[bortonto @patriciobortoni]

el rubius se sorprende al escuchar el climax instrumental de "ah, te vi entre las luces" de la maquina de hacer pajaros

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Sometimes a mid twenty something woman can be a lonesome cowboy

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Planning on Being More Spontaneous

[g @34rths]

I don't have a crush on you I have an unsupervised hope for you

[cfk maratoneando hannibal en sanjose 1111 @crowsos]

Byung-Chul Han, filosofo coreano, sobre el choripete: Obtener los dos productos al mismo tiempo no es imprudencia, sino una afirmación soberana del cuerpo a favor de un goce holistico para el yo

[shaurya @shauseth]

you met me at a very no updates from my end time of my life

[Polci @P_Polci]

El único enano cuerdo diciendo que paren de cavar porque iban a despertar al Balrog:

[tanvi @Tanvim]

i feel a gentle mania brewing underneath my shell of depression. i will finally solve my life this week

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Starting a PhD: "I am going to be the foremost expert in this fascinating and urgent topic"

During a PhD:

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

Women consider it bad luck to finish a canned beer, or to charge a phone past 25%

[santucho @santidepresivos]

Te tengo malas noticias amiga llegaron los estudios y no sos una hadita sos bipolar

[djoomf @djoomf]

More gay people should care about New Order

[super.logi @superlogi_]

la haine - drogocop (los redondos)

[Rozi Rabbit @RoziRabbit03]

polycule but instead of having sex we lock tf in and make an album

[zanek🐷 @laachancha]

superlogico
sii🫦
superlogico
sii🫦
superlogico
sisisisiissi

[eden poughsee @chemodoll]

getting hit with “welcome to womanhood” every time i recount a grueling experience that nearly made me blow my head off

[ana dumas @akapoulainne]

hola. aquí pediatra neonatóloga. los bebés dicen “mamá” y “papá” en vez de “di mamá” o “di papá” porque son agentes secretos del mossad

[ً @artfuIchaos]

they should make a post-university coming-of-age movie so i can know what to do in life.