Cassie Lane

Freelance writer. Author of ‘How to Dress a Dummy’ (Affirm Press 2017).

[Cassie Lane @casslane]

I used to stare at airport bookshelves&try to imagine how it might feel to see my own book sitting there.Well, now I know: fucking fabulous!

[I'mACelebrity @ImACelebrityAUS]

Unfortunately we will not be watching/supporting the upcoming season of SAS Australia featuring he whom shall not be named. We stand in solidarity with @Christie_Whelan & so many others. 🤍

[Cassie Lane @casslane]

@Christie_Whelan Oh bless! Beautiful boy ❤️
Reckon I will weep for a day when mine finally does.

[Christie Whelan @Christie_Whelan]

I just want to know, how many women is enough? Is TEN enough? Or should we keep giving the benefit of the doubt to the absolute end of the world? They can’t all be money grabbing, jealous, lying, foul mouthed, provocative and asking for it, can they?

[Cassie Lane @casslane]

@pittworldwide @Beniiboi 😂 Our story could be the sequel: he took her skin off for her and wore it while she slept.

[Cassie Lane @casslane]

@Milan2Pinsk @LeeKofman Yes! Couldn’t agree more.

[Brittany Higgins @BrittHiggins_]

This is why people don’t come forward.

The politicking, the blame shifting - none of which address the fundamental problems evident in the culture at Parliament House.

I’m not surprised, just disappointed.

[Cassie Lane @casslane]

Is this the real-life incarnation of Serena Joy from Handmaid’s Tale? https://t.co/lTtRbXGZsy

[Lubalin @lubalin_vibe_co]

turning random internet drama into songs, part 2

[Cassie Lane @casslane]

Hear hear

[Cassie Lane @casslane]

I read this title and my brain immediately thought, 'Oh, this must be the bit where the zombies come.' https://t.co/R2WxIpj8z4

[Cassie Lane @casslane]

@theiconicau No you’re not.

[Sarah McBride @SarahEMcBride]

Hope that clears things up.

[Paul Dalgarno @PaulDalgarno]

How to Dress a Dummy, by Cassie Lane @AffirmPress

A super honest, sometimes shocking, frequently funny and always entertaining read by @casslane on her life as an international fashion model and humble upbringing in Melbourne.

[Cassie Lane @casslane]

I wonder if Trump supporters realise they're the Storm Troopers in this situation. #Election2020

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

COVID-19 deaths:
United States: 225,000
Population: 328.2 million

COVID-19 deaths:
Canada: 9,963
Japan: 1,716
Australia: 905
South Korea: 457
Vietnam: 35
New Zealand: 25
Taiwan: 7
Total deaths: 13,108
Total population: 364.6 million

Donald Trump: "It is what it is." Pathetic.

[Cassie Lane @casslane]

@critrature Joanne Beard!

[Cassie Lane @casslane]

@BenjaminJNorris @Beniiboi Miss you guys!! 😭😘