Cassandra Rae

your friendly neighborhood 911 dispatcher 🚑

[Cassandra Rae @CassRaeC]

Me at 20: omg I can’t wait to turn 21 I’m gonna get so dressed up every time I go out
Me at 24: literally wears pjs to the bar

[Cassandra Rae @CassRaeC]

@IamMattPaxton @FourFootThirty @carolbrann

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I can’t wait to get back to Kansas @carolbrann @_zachsnyder 🥰

[Cassandra Rae @CassRaeC]

I may not be the fastest runner, but I did manage to finish a 5K today ☺️

[Cassandra Rae @CassRaeC]

My dog trainer: “he’s really smart but he thinks he’s cute enough to get away with anything”
Me trying to act like I have no clue where he got that idea

[Cassandra Rae @CassRaeC]

The absolute best videos on the internet are dads getting surprised with new puppies

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I think it’s super cool that everyone’s bringing back the 80s aesthetic but all I can think about is the amount of serial killers we had

[Cassandra Rae @CassRaeC]

#NewProfilePic

[Cassandra Rae @CassRaeC]

I went to Walmart today and was reminded why I don’t go to Walmart

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Living in California be like “is that smoke or fog outside”

[Cassandra Rae @CassRaeC]

Encountered a creepy guy while hiking today and forgot all my true crime knowledge @AMorbidPodcast

[Cassandra Rae @CassRaeC]

In other news, Jax got a new girlfriend today 🖤

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I keep having all these bad dreams about losing Jax ☹️

[Cassandra Rae @CassRaeC]

Deleting all my social media apps and will just be looking at r/wholesomememes for entertainment

[Cassandra Rae @CassRaeC]

It’s been almost two hours and I’m nervous to do anything and miss the call 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Cassandra Rae @CassRaeC]

It’s been nine weeks since I renewed my license, still havent gotten it, and the estimated wait time to talk to an actual damn person from dmv is an hour and a half

[Cassandra Rae @CassRaeC]

Finally had to buy new glasses after two years. Noticed yesterday there’s a tiny scratch in the middle of the right lens and now I can’t stop looking at it 🙃

[Cassandra Rae @CassRaeC]

#NewProfilePic

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There are so many memes I wish I could tag my dogs in

[Cassandra Rae @CassRaeC]

We made it to Minnesota and it’s absolutely gorgeous. I actually get to see the fall colors right now 😅

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we broke Twitter idc #VERIFYCORPSE