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[castaspell @castaspellman]

What if judgement day is just you and your phone, sitting in a dark room and answering for every screenshot you’ve ever taken?

[castaspell @castaspellman]

Maybe I’ve had too many Guinnesses but this many is serving big @stoolpresidente vibes 🤷‍♀️

[castaspell @castaspellman]

fyi this ruined my day completely 🙂

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[castaspell @castaspellman]

“Full body chills!” -me, a one week old Knicks fan

[castaspell @castaspellman]

@phresh_arrow Add living in the city v burbs and you can subtract another year 🤪

[castaspell @castaspellman]

the real headline is someone paid for 6 years of iCloud storage to preserve those photos

[castaspell @castaspellman]

@instagram keeps serving me teen account ads which means it either thinks I’m 16 or that I’m someone’s mom???

[castaspell @castaspellman]

STILL RELEVANT

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Not Mike White gifting this image to the world on the week of March Madness

[castaspell @castaspellman]

Well this is satisfying #Pluribus

[castaspell @castaspellman]

sometimes (all the time) I act like I’ve never experienced weather before (factually, this storm rocks)

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Me Also me

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Back to work after a 3 day weekend

[castaspell @castaspellman]

Fixed it 🌭

[castaspell @castaspellman]

@pivot_tables Scared / impressed I guess

[castaspell @castaspellman]

Me: Well we play pickleball!

* 30 seconds passes *

Kate: That is not a pickup line.

@KateConstable

[castaspell @castaspellman]

Moving day essentials
Cc: @BarstoolBigCat

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"people you may know" & it's someone i would set on fire

[castaspell @castaspellman]

Ball fans only, when do we watch Severance?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I’m so excited for Thursday. It’s all I can think about

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Not Mike White gifting this image to the world on the week of March Madness