Thad Castle

Captain of the Blue Mountain State Goats 🏈 | 2x All-American Linebacker | Future NFL Legend | No. 54 on the field, but No. 1 in your heart

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Me preparing to drink 10,000 beers this weekend

[Thad Castle @castle_thad_54]

#ItsThadTime

[Thad Castle @castle_thad_54]

USA is playing Bosnia tonight, and all I have to say is….

You ever been to Bosnia? You ever been in the shit?

@realmartydaniel @snowcledus4

[George Sloshington @GregSloshington]

@snowcledus4 I am going to take my French Charleville Model 1763 Musket, and shove it up your caboose

[Thad Castle @castle_thad_54]

Hey ladies, it’s me, Thad Castle. Paypal me $59.99, and I’ll show you where I inject my rabies…
#ItsThadTime

[Thad Castle @castle_thad_54]

@snowcledus4 @GregSloshington You’re gay x2

[Thad Castle @castle_thad_54]

#ItsThadTime

[Thad Castle @castle_thad_54]

Failed my drug test, I guess rabies shows up on those now. Should’ve done an oil change! Get ready @realmartydaniel, I’m coming back again this year. #ItsThadTime

[Thad Castle @castle_thad_54]

Taking my talents to the Big Apple. Can’t wait to see some “big apples” (AKA: boobies). Hide your mommas, NYC. I’m cumming #ItsThadTime

[Thad Castle @castle_thad_54]

Taking my talents to the Big Apple. Can’t wait to see some “big apples” (AKA: boobies). Hide your mommas, NYC. I’m cumming #ItsThadTime

[Thad Castle @castle_thad_54]

#ItsThadTime

[Snowman @snowcledus4]

@realmartydaniel Wasn’t going to drink tonight but Toby Keith died on this day #riptk

[Thad Castle @castle_thad_54]

#ItsThadTime

[Thad Castle @castle_thad_54]

Sorry it’s been a while gang. Been in prison. @realmartydaniel framed me for:
- Public indecency
- (my third) DUI
- Possession of 18 kilos of ketamine
- Operating an illegal cock fighting ring (and not the kind of cock fighting you would initially think of)
- Punching toddlers

[Thad Castle @castle_thad_54]

Put me in, Coach

[Coach Marty Daniels @realmartydaniel]

Sorry for the late notice, don’t forget o vote for President Coach Marty Daniel’s and his vice president and team captain @castle_thad_54 #gogoats we will turn the White House goat! #partyatthegoathouse

[Thad Castle @castle_thad_54]

Boobs #ItsThadTime

[Thad Castle @castle_thad_54]

"I'm gonna sack you so hard your dick's gonna go into your throat and your gonna choke on your dick and die!" - @castle_thad_54
I believe this quote, said by the greatest linebacker to ever play the sport, is truly inspiring and represents what we stand for at BMS.
#ItsThadTime

[Thad Castle @castle_thad_54]

@realmartydaniel Thad Castle could do what he does, but better, if you let him play tight end coach. #ItsThadTime

[Thad Castle @castle_thad_54]

@GregSloshington @realmartydaniel I’ve heard the same thing @realmartydaniel #ItsThadTime

[Thad Castle @castle_thad_54]

@realmartydaniel one of your homo-friends must’ve drove. Would be on par for you to get a ride from a gay man

[Thad Castle @castle_thad_54]

Just drove past a gay-bar, and couldn’t help but notice my coach @realmartydaniel had his car parked outside. Looked in the window, and sure enough, he was getting dry-humped by 3 dudes. Guess him and his son have something in common after all #ItsThadTime