beetle

taking over the world so i can get rid of cargo shorts for good

[beetle @castlebeetles]

@Rhynotic @hard_boiledbabe idk why the length of the lamps hanging from the ceiling is making me laugh bc like it’s taking so much wiring just to get a small amount of light on the table

[beetle @castlebeetles]

@megaspinossaurs @CringeZoology mine wouldn’t either. she can’t even read

[beetle @castlebeetles]

@VosClone @Stk_17_ @thomashanc82099 @louithebauce @KimiGoatanelli @memomotorsports depends on the area. the rural midwest i grew up in was mainly old victorian era homes that had very thick walls and plenty of insulation for the winters. not all american homes are modern drywall ones haha

[beetle @castlebeetles]

@memomotorsports @louithebauce @KimiGoatanelli i grew up without AC in michigan because more similarly to the UK it was cold most of the year. the humid summers in no AC there did suck pretty bad. it’s still NOTHING compared to how arid it is here in AZ, and no AC in AZ will absolutely kill you. it’s not rlly an option for us

[beetle @castlebeetles]

@Stk_17_ @thomashanc82099 @louithebauce @KimiGoatanelli @memomotorsports i just realized my last tweet sounded kinda snarky. that was meant as a joke btw. but you guys really should start getting more AC units in your buildings with the way your summers are only going to get hotter.

[beetle @castlebeetles]

@thomashanc82099 @louithebauce @KimiGoatanelli @memomotorsports i was raised in Michigan before i ever lived in AZ which is also cold 90% of the year but gets hotter, sunnier, and more humid in the summer than the UK. i struggle to understand what makes it harder for u guys. but i guess it’s generally warmer here even in the winter probably?

[beetle @castlebeetles]

@louithebauce @KimiGoatanelli @memomotorsports i totally get it lol. my car temp was 117°F two days ago and it was agony. my car’s AC doesn’t kick in very fast either. and you’d think rolling down a window would help? nope. now you just have oven heat blowing in your face

[beetle @castlebeetles]

@teshai00 @louithebauce @KimiGoatanelli @memomotorsports you experience all sorts of weather but not actually long enough to get used to it lmao. try living in it. and also, not everyone in America has air conditioning, idk who told you guys that. i grew up without it and none of my schools had it either.

[beetle @castlebeetles]

@realflanmurray @KimiGoatanelli @Stephsaguudefan newsflash, not everyone in america has air conditioning. and they’re still in hotter and humid weather than you. you guys are just maladapted to heat because you only experience it a few weeks out of the year and you guys barely know what the sun looks like.

[beetle @castlebeetles]

@KimiGoatanelli @ziggyofstardust ragebait lmao

[beetle @castlebeetles]

@TatankaDefi @HTTP_Lovecraft are you afraid of being persoanlly victimized by gay lattes

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

I got banned from the dog park because my dog wouldn’t stop absorbing the life essence from the other dogs and leaving their emptied husks lying around

[beetle @castlebeetles]

@JDVance i guess we know who got custody in the divorce

[beetle @castlebeetles]

@aginorr @GeauxGabrielle i thought you guys wanted to shrink government control over us. but suddenly you’re fine with them dictating healthcare decisions over the family of the deceased? it’s like you can’t apply your actual opinions to everyday life in the scenarios when it matters the most.