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@Nigel_Farage @Nawjryw Where will you be hiding in the interim?

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@Essex_Patriot Perhaps you have no idea what the First World War was about, or why men volunteered or were conscripted?

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@Nigel_Farage @Nawjryw You have every opportunity to put your case to the 'mainstream media'. You choose not to.

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@ZiaYusufUK @Nawjryw Into your Mars-bound spacepod, then, and off you jolly well go.

Win-win.

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@RobertJenrick @Nawjryw Big football fan are you, Robert?

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@RobKenyonReform @Nawjryw Persuasive election pitch:

People of Makerfield, a man is about to be elected who will make life better for tens of millions of British people. WE MUST STOP THIS AT ALL COST!!!

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@DrGrumpy @Harryslaststand Maybe because Gove is a slimy, doctrinaire, racist, right-wing arsehole, and Orwell spent his whole writing life warning the world against such people?

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@Harryslaststand @ProperMala New-tick Govey does look rum,
Got a face like a monkey’s bum.

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@Socialulidian @RichardBentall Nah. GB and Ireland, top half of France, Belgium, NL, top half of Germany, Denmark, most of Norway, Faroes and Iceland. That'll do nicely as a country. Rename it as Beerland with its capital in Flanders.

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@ExiledBriton Tell us about these views for which you think you'll be locked up.

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@paulmasonnews You've become a hawk, Paul.

Shitehawk, that is.

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@EdwardEGibbon @DrBGolding This should be named Willetts' First Law in his honour: The faster the rate of sectoral collapse, the greater the regulatory burden.

Salt the earth!

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@Robbie_Reasons This cost of living crisis is out of control!

Only 3 hours ago the made-up price of the made-up blouse was a mere made-up £1500.

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@MichelleDewbs To summarise this whole story:

Right wingers love shilling for Thatcherism but can't believe it when it affects them.

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@RobKenyonReform It's a choice between someone who can make a difference to people's lives and someone who will, at best, act as Lee Anderson's understudy.

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@claire_adams694 Reform: We are now the true representatives of the working class!
Reform, again: working class people cannot wear nice shirts!

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@juneslater17 @antmiddleton You've misspelt "antmiddleton you cock" at the end there, Veneera Vera.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk How does the world of stand-up survive without your devastating one liners and impeccable sense of comic timing, Lee?

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@yusfarandtic Openly fascist X poster quotes single source, reporting a previously unmentioned incident from 2024.

Conclusion: NIGEL IS VINDICATED!!!

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@ArchRose90 I think I've spotted a typo in your post, Chris. I've corrected it for you, hope you don't mind:

Make no mistake about it, Andy will be a threat to fascists, simpletons and grifters.

Glad to be of assistance!