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Here for a long time not a good time.

[Cat ❁ @cat_hyman]

Just sat in the audience of Saturday Night Live, then walked outside and Jon Hamm was walking down the street. Today is my favorite day.

[Cat ❁ @cat_hyman]

Well it’s official. I’ve been diagnosed with Peter Pan syndrome. :(

[Cat ❁ @cat_hyman]

I may be alone in this but I think fruit salad is yummy yummy.

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@Mikel_Jollett @MrJonCryer I was reading that as a young @tim_baltz at first and was very confused lol.

[Cat ❁ @cat_hyman]

I don’t judge parents who let their kids play on iPads at restaurants because I too would rather be playing on an iPad.

[Cat ❁ @cat_hyman]

10/4 good buddy.

[Cat ❁ @cat_hyman]

This was one of the first shows I watched in real time as it aired and it’s still my favorite. #sixseasonsandamovie

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

15 years ago today, ‘COMMUNITY’ premiered.

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It’s my birthday month!!! And also the last few days of my twenties. 🥹

[Cat ❁ @cat_hyman]

@TomZohar I wonder if he refers to his ex wife’s as Jennifer 1 and Jennifer 2

[Cat ❁ @cat_hyman]

Unfortunately from now on I will only show up if there’s a face painter.

[Cat ❁ @cat_hyman]

I’d only seen it written for some time so imagine my surprise when I heard it pronounced “brat summer” and not brat like bratwurst. 😔

[Cat ❁ @cat_hyman]

I’m running on two hours of sleep and no food flying out to Austin and this airport mimosa is HITTING.

[Cat ❁ @cat_hyman]

I’m about to enter the last month of my 20s. Y’all need anything?

[Cat ❁ @cat_hyman]

It’s whining and dining when I do it.

[Cat ❁ @cat_hyman]

My roommate was on the phone on the porch when I got home so we said “hello” and I went inside. Then I came back out a minute later to water my plant and he was saying “yeah she’s pretty chill..” but when he noticed me he quickly changed the subject. Anyway that was sweet. 🥹

[Cat ❁ @cat_hyman]

@quelseydilla @offbeatorbit I broke my dominant hand while I was dating my ex. He told me multiple times over the course of a week he would do my dishes for me but never did. I finally did them one handed when I ran out of plates and it only took me like 15 minutes. I knew then I didn’t want that life.

[Cat ❁ @cat_hyman]

@impossiblyeve You sound insane

[Cat ❁ @cat_hyman]

I’m single by choice. Not my choice unfortunately.

[Cat ❁ @cat_hyman]

I’m cool with fireworks but my roommates dog is not so if y’all could just keep it down this year that’d be great for my household thanks.

[Cat ❁ @cat_hyman]

My favorite comedy turns 10 today! #theycametogether

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@CraftyBetting Haha I hadn’t. But this is a top trio for sure!

[poppy 🦋 @notpopbase]

Name a more iconic trio than Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.