Cat Koehler

I crack jokes when I'm nervous, always cheer for the Cubs, never pass up an opportunity to nap, and think cereal is a perfectly acceptable dinner.

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

🔥FRIDAY GIVEAWAY🔥 Giving away (1) Ticket to tomorrow’s Meet & Greet with Ryne Sandberg and Andre Dawson! More information can be found here: https://t.co/I7cHJNJ5sm

To Enter: Retweet and follow @obvious_shirts

Winner picked today at 7pm!

[Cat Koehler @cat_koehler]

@MrBeast But do I have to tell my kids where the money came from??

[Cat Koehler @cat_koehler]

@mykajewelers Trying to decide which of my five kids to leave off.

[Cat Koehler @cat_koehler]

@RadioFreeTom $13.50 per item isn’t that bad at Costco.

[Cat Koehler @cat_koehler]

@LozafinaLLC @tiktok_us It really is the best pen!

[LozafinaLLC @LozafinaLLC]

Director of Operations @cat_koehler Shares Her Five Faves! And we totally had a @tiktok_us moment and bought the pen! #CatMadeMeBuyIt https://t.co/dDdWbJHOom

[Cat Koehler @cat_koehler]

@1fr33dom Does it show tomorrow as Passover? Flip back to March 11, does it show Ramadan?

[Cat Koehler @cat_koehler]

@NebraskaMegan I want it, and my sorry excuse of a rep is Kauth.

[Cat Koehler @cat_koehler]

Yes!!!!

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

Opening day is 10 days away, and we’re partnering with @obvious_shirts to get you ready 🔥

THREE winners will receive a custom Obvious Shirt AND one from their store!

𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬:
1. RT this tweet
2. Must follow @WatchMarquee AND @obvious_shirts

Rules: https://t.co/2ObCV3Qe1e

[Cat Koehler @cat_koehler]

@rycunni Post hoc ergo propter hoc

[Cat Koehler @cat_koehler]

@sara_kohen Left for college, came back and left again for a job opportunity. I came back in 2003 when I started my family and stayed. I stay for family.

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🔥GIVEAWAY🔥 Giving away 3 of our Wrigley Clock Hats. Follow @obvious_shirts and retweet to enter. Winners announced tomorrow at 7pm central. #FreeStuff #Giveaway #WrigleyClock

[Cat Koehler @cat_koehler]

@mythguidedlife Reason 467 you’re my favorite!! I’ll make the trip and bring mimosas if we can belt out Proud Mary together.

[Lauren Scarborough @LaurenScarbor10]

Nebraska hasn’t been dominant in football since we had a Democrat in the Governor’s office.. You know what you have to do Husker nation! Vote @Blood4G It’s the only way!

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Avg 4-year tuition:
•1968: $1,200
•2022: $45K

Avg Hospital cost to have a baby:
•1968: $407
•2022: $32K

Avg House:
•1968: $24,700
•2022: $345K

The folks complaining most about $10K student loan forgiveness seem to forget why they could afford to pay theirs back then.

[Cat Koehler @cat_koehler]

@ChicagoCubsUK Every time.

[Cat Koehler @cat_koehler]

@danicounselor Have an amazing year!!

[Cat Koehler @cat_koehler]

@OliviaTroye This was me on a 5 a.m. flight from OMA to DFW on 11/9/2016.

[Ryan Williams (RJ) @RyanWilliams_RJ]

Hey @SportsCenter this play from the Nebraska State Baseball Class A tournament needs to be on @SportsCenter top 10. @MWCatsBaseball Millard West vs Lincoln East. 2nd Baseman Nick Venteicher Flips to SS Drew Borner. The Awesome 2nd out of the inning!

[Cat Koehler @cat_koehler]

@woodardhi This is why I love being a basketball parent now. I know almost nothing, so I just yell, “Let’s go, Blue!” Don’t get me started on an opposing coach this past weekend.