Cat the Cave-Dwelling Bendmaster

chat shit, be sad

[Cat the Cave-Dwelling Bendmaster @catalaka54]

Just got off the phone w my therapist… bro literally just said “skill issue” and hung up

[Nathan Ddddd @Nathan_Dru]

Sam Smith settling in to watch the new Louis Theroux documentary #Manosphere #LouisTheroux

[Cat the Cave-Dwelling Bendmaster @catalaka54]

Out here dodging the Fulham scammers like I’m avoiding those birds on Peach Beach

[Cat the Cave-Dwelling Bendmaster @catalaka54]

Ruh roh

[Cat the Cave-Dwelling Bendmaster @catalaka54]

Buying the pill with my boyfriend’s card while he hides in the deodorant isle, who said romance was dead?

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Thoughts and prayers with everyone turning 18 on July 5th.

[Cat the Cave-Dwelling Bendmaster @catalaka54]

“Memories that are ever changing… lies an EnDlESs AbYSs!!! (Hahaha)”

[Cat the Cave-Dwelling Bendmaster @catalaka54]

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness clearly hasn’t heard of antidepressants before

[chukwudi @wrdjsn]

One Punch Man is not monthly. that nigga Murata releases chapters whenever the spirit compels him 😭

[Alec Gunter 🇵🇸 @PunishedAG]

actually fixed it

[🌌ｉｖａｎｆｒｏｍａｂｏｖｅ🌌 @Hadbatter]

@SlashJaye Me reaping. Me sowing

[Asadrith @asadrith]

hazbin hotel pilot if it was written by Verbalase

[Tom Palmer @TomSeePee]

@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Thanks Mum!

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

i would like to revisit this

[Cat the Cave-Dwelling Bendmaster @catalaka54]

Me using my lesbian powers to expertly stir the Alcoseltzer:

[〽️ikey @michaeI11_]

🗿

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

you know the economy is cooked right now when people are flexing groceries

[Comment Etiquette @commentiquette]

We know many babies are firing rockets. We intend to explode all the babies. If you have a baby in Gaza, tell the baby to stop being hostile. We will kill every baby until all the babies are gone. We are the good guys, and the babies will feel our wrath.