cappy

average webkinz enjoyer. he/him

[cappy @catalystchance]

due to personal reasons i will be snuggled up in bed

[cappy @catalystchance]

chainmail phone case. is that something

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posting on twitter after being absent for 2+ full years

[cappy @catalystchance]

pépito i love u i have followed u for longer than i can ever remember please never stop coming back home

[Pépito @PepitoTheCat]

Pépito is back home (04:28:13)

[cappy @catalystchance]

to my past self, who would have done anything for internet access: you shouldn’t have had it sweetie ❤️

[cappy @catalystchance]

i need you guys to stop liking tweets from when i was 16. i shouldnt have been given internet access

[cappy @catalystchance]

elon musk hates web security that’s why he lets me use the same password for this site in 2024 as i used on webkinz dot com in 2006

[cappy @catalystchance]

i actually don’t need anything bad to happen to ruin my night, i can do that all by myself

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i’ll be caught dead before i wear any shorts over a 7” inseam. summer is for slutty legs!

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the point of life is to be a little silly i think

[cappy @catalystchance]

things to say when someone knocks on the bathroom door:

- no thank you
- no help needed
- guests not welcome
- come back later
- HEY!
- nope
- go away!
- i’m in a meeting
- bonjour
- aw jeez!
- eek!
- [new york accent] i’m poopin’ here!
- can i help you?

[cappy @catalystchance]

hey guys just returned to twitter. who the fuck is grok

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@lil_sucrose my favorite thing, about the message, is the way they sprinkle in, random commas, so that the message reads, like they’re out of breath

[cappy @catalystchance]

hot girls get hot snakes

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i hope i never have to change my phone number. you can have my 414 area code over my dead body

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she tinky on my winky till i lala

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I don’t “make spelling errors”. I spell things the way God intended

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shawty got me going snork mimimimi

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hey cis gay men how’s your black and white striped shirt and jeans look working for you

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

this was the original barbenheimer

[cappy @catalystchance]

me (attempting to flirt): i know where the really good sea glass is