Jack

[Jack @catalystjackk]

In just 18 months, I completely transformed my entire life

Went from a depressed drug addict with absolutely no muscle and plenty of fat; to a strong, confident, God-fearing man who cherishes life each day

Here are the most important things I’ve learned over my transformation:

[Dino 🇵🇸 🇺🇸 @Homiedino]

The Harry Sisson thing is so infuriating because it reinforces the belief that straight men are not welcome in the Democratic Party. He didn’t assault or harass anyone, hell, everything was consensual. A bunch of women found out Harry wasn’t exclusively sexting them and they got butthurt the internet celebrity didn’t think they were a special snowflake. You should be allowed to be horny and a democrat. You should be able to like women and be a “player” and be a democrat. Fucking ridiculous

[rak @rakwtf]

as a man, fumbling a marvellous woman in your 20s only to realise she could've been the love of your life but now you'll probably never see her again and carrying that haunting melancholy forever in your heart is almost a prerequisite to greatness

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

If I was fat I would just start walking with no destination and not stop until I looked normal again

[Jack @catalystjackk]

If anyone has any experience with Yelp ads for a small business, please reach out to me

[Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid]

I don’t even smoke but I think naming the pen is so funny.

Penjamin
Penjamin button
Pen Stiller
John F Pennedy
Pen Franklin
Pen Afleck
Pennifer Lopez
Pen & Jerry’s
Pen Shapiro
Penver nuggets
King Penry
Pennifer Anniston
Pen Griffey Jr
Chad Pennington

[Callicrates @callicrates_]

"How's everything going?"

Guy: "Not bad" (life falling apart, getting divorced, about to get indicted for tax evasion)

Girl: "Horrible" (missed her Pilates class)

[Beardson 28 @BeardsonBeardly]

this just proves women aren’t funny. loses her shit over 1 heckler. put her ass back in the kitchen.

[Jack @catalystjackk]

@GutMaxxing I’ve actually been ripping 2 cans of beans per day for a few weeks now and feel like they’ve been the missing piece to my diet

[Nick Gray @nickgraynews]

I cannot stress enough for men how important it is to delete your dating apps and start going to a new grocery store and new cafe and new yoga class every single day

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

most insane tweet of the year just dropped

[Jack @catalystjackk]

@BShufflecock @DonMacint0sh

[Jack @catalystjackk]

A woman drinking a beer gives the same vibes as a woman on the bench press

[Jack @catalystjackk]

@kumar_patel69 @DonMacint0sh

[⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬 @SolBrah]

No I’m not “finna” do that.

[Jack @catalystjackk]

@DonMacint0sh @pray4aiden What about 8 inches, and thick?

[Jack @catalystjackk]

This is some of the worse advice I’ve ever heard. Every man should know how to properly court a woman when he has no money. You should be able to pull the same chicks when you’re broke as you do when you’re financially stable

When dating broke, you need a genuine eccentricity to spark arousal in women. They need to actually like you for who you are instead of the material possessions that you own. Dating while being broke requires a level of presence that will bleed into other aspects of your life.

[Save A Man @Save_A_Man]

As a man,

Don't rush to date or marry.

It makes no sense to date while you're broke.

Stay single until you get your money, body and mind right.

Love is a reward for success

No woman loves you unconditionally.

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

As Bronze Age Pervert writes, the idea of a "swole left" is nonsensical. Those on the left who truly commit to the path of sun and steel will soon realise, on account of the virtues and values they must embody to succeed, that they aren't leftists at all.

[Zack Strength @ZackStrength]

No. I only cook for my wife. Whore.

[Fugitive Caesar @ThomBrady5]

Gentlemen if you eliminate one criminal menace to society, you too could be awarded a State-Mandatory hottie like this.