Cat Bodnyk

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@Spritzatura @thechosenberg Someone had to go create r/hubermanserious because everyone on the regular sub was just making fun of him.

[Cat Bodnyk @catbodnyk]

@derynthegirl (this is a joke tweet)

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@derynthegirl Ginny showed you the road. You just have to take it.

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

i may be severely depressed but at least i have this (holds up kinda fucked up looking cat who adds a lot of stress to my life)

[Cat Bodnyk @catbodnyk]

I'm here for it. But ketchup goes on scrambled eggs and mustard goes on fried eggs. Never the other way around. In a sandwich situation, however, both should be used together for either type of egg preparation.

[Lucy Lapwing @Lucy_Lapwing]

It’s here, it’s here, it’s HAPPENING, it’s here!!! Wiggling, jiggling gelatinous JOY. Inky full-stops full of amphibious promise, wrapped in a cuddle of gorgeous gloop. Frog season is upon us 😍

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@mama4wv @nickatech @tayfehrenbach @lizzo The PA governor had a handful of tweets about it a week ago and didn't mention it again until yesterday. Even if there's a small amount of reporting from MSM, there's also an alarming amount of silence from the people you'd expect to be telling us about it.

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@fish_lass_2001 Did you?

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@MiekoGavia @vikkibtsyspider @redheadmuppet As a 35 yr old woman trying to date, I've found that 2 yrs does mean something to men, but only if it's the woman that's older.

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@fish_lass_2001 haha oh no maybe I don't know what that emoji means. I meant "yes you are right, I agree"

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@fish_lass_2001 👆🏻

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@DebK_T @FatimaTariq98 @blackforager My cat is trained to obey certain commands, and to say "ay mista, what's the big idea" when she perceives danger. If yours can't, you probably aren't a very good cat owner, and honestly? You're putting your cat in danger.

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@CorwinPrescott I was about to say this

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@RITTSQU I'll clean any lasers you want for $349,000

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@msJuice_ @queenveej Oh my god I would die. I've shopped orders where half the items were legit not in the store, with zero good replacements. If the customer added them back while I was checking out LOL. I'd probably get customer service to cancel the whole order. That's so rude omg lol.

[Cat Bodnyk @catbodnyk]

@air_rickson @booberrycat1222 @MirandaJoze @sayhoorayhooray @queenveej And we're not paid enough to sit typing out a message when there's an auto one that's easier to send.

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@RITTSQU are they going to pay for your gas too?

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@fish_lass_2001 And it lasts forever in the fridge. Little dusty mold can just be cut off.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

“slut era,” the whale whispers to itself, launching its entire body out of the water for passing boaters to admire

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@mckellogs @RedGypsyBlues I was just talking to someone in Seattle about how I lived across from my block captains and they made me feel 100% safe on my block for 3 years.