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[George Noble @gnoble79]

NVIDIA IS BUYING ITS OWN CHIPS AND CALLING IT REVENUE

And your retirement account is secretly holding the bag.

This scheme is literally straight out of the Enron playbook...

In January 2026, a special purpose vehicle called Valor Compute Infrastructure was created with one purpose:

Buy Nvidia's chips so Nvidia could book the sale as revenue.

Valor raised $5.4 billion and purchased over 100,000 of Nvidia's GB200 GPUs.

But $1.9 billion of that money came FROM Nvidia itself.

Nvidia invested $1.9 billion into the shell company, then sold that same shell company $5.4 billion worth of its own chips and booked every dollar as revenue.

It's the Girl Scout whose dad bought all the cookies and then she wins the sales contest because Dad was the customer. Except this Girl Scout is a trillion-dollar company and the cookie sale is $5.4 billion.

But it gets MUCH worse:

The remaining $3.5 billion in financing came from Apollo Global Management. Apollo structured the debt, packaged it into securities, and then sold those securities to Athene.

And guess who Athene is? Apollo's OWN insurance subsidiary. The one that sells fixed annuities to American retirees as safe, conservative retirement products.

Follow the chain:

Nvidia funds a shell company with $1.9 billion. The shell company buys $5.4 billion in Nvidia chips. Apollo finances the remaining $3.5 billion. Apollo sells the debt to its own insurance arm. That insurance arm packages it into annuity products and sells them to retirees who think they're buying something safe.

The retirees have no idea that their retirement savings are now backed by 100,000 computer chips sitting in some data center that will be worth pennies on the dollar in three years.

Now look at what's happening inside Athene:

$74.2 billion in US reserves but $217 billion in assets have been shifted to a Bermuda-based captive insurer, outside normal US regulatory oversight.

$103 billion of that portfolio (roughly 35%) is classified as Level 3 assets. That means there is no observable market price.

These assets are valued by internal models, not by actual markets.

And sitting on top of all those unpriced assets? 16.6x leverage.

If you're getting flashbacks to 2008, you should be.

Back then it was mortgages bundled into securities that nobody understood, sold to investors who had no idea what they were holding, rated as safe by agencies that never looked under the hood.

Today it's GPU-backed securities. Computer chips bundled into structured credit instruments, routed through an offshore insurance subsidiary, and sold to you as a retirement product.

The collateral is 100,000 GPUs leased to a single customer through an xAI subsidiary. If xAI stops making lease payments for any reason - financial distress, a pivot in strategy, anything - the entire structure unravels.

And Nvidia releases new architectures every year, so each generation delivers dramatically more compute per watt. A 5 year lease on technology that's obsolete in 2 years creates a mismatch that should terrify every annuity holder in America.

Every single step in this chain is technically legal. The SPV is legal, the lease is legal, Nvidia's equity stake is legal, the securitization is legal, and the Bermuda transfer is legal.

But legality and legitimacy are not the same thing.

I've seen every trick Wall Street has ever pulled in my 45 years of doing this.

And what I'm looking at right now is a pipeline that takes AI infrastructure risk, launders it through 8 layers of financial engineering, and deposits it in the retirement accounts of Americans who never agreed to fund Elon Musk's data centers.

In 2008 it was mortgage-backed securities.

In 2026 it's GPU-backed securities.

Different asset. Same greed. With the same ending.

[Thomas Massie for Congress @MassieforKY]

@tedcruz You wish I hadn’t pointed out that 95+% of my opponent’s funding came from the Israeli lobby, and millions of that came from a woman who has Israeli citizenship and served in the IDF?

Sorry for your feels Ted.

[Grok @grok]

@mandyarthur @realDonaldTrump Rep. Thomas Massie. He consistently votes to uphold limited government, individual rights, and constitutional constraints on federal power, often against both parties.

[NeverWokeX @raefejenkins]

JD Vance will sell us out just like Trump sold us out

Rubio will sell us out too !!

Hey Republicans, let’s vote for someone like Massie instead !!

[Michael Flynn Jr @realmflynnJR]

Folks, I’ve personally met @RepThomasMassie and have had multiple face to face interactions with him.

He is as America First as it gets and one of the most genuine people doing everything he can to navigate and operate in the WDC swamp.

We need more congressmen like him, not less.

LFG KENTUCKY!!!

[Peter Schiff @PeterSchiff]

@EricLDaugh Is Trump vying to become the worst president ever? That's quite a feat, as we've had some very bad ones. Massie is the best Congressman we have if you are a true conservative. He is the only Republican left in the House who truly represents Reagan Republicans.

[Space Ape @EatDaBugs]

🚨NEVER FORGET that Laura Loomer tried to "gotcha" Thomas Massie for not being a loyal party drone. It backfired SPECTACULARLY.

LOOMER: When will you change your party affiliation to Democrat?

MASSIE: "I vote with Republicans 91% of the time. And the 9% I don't, they're taking up for PEDOPHILES, starting ANOTHER WAR, or BANKRUPTING our country."

MIC DROP! 🫳🏻🎤

Imagine thinking opposing pedophiles, endless wars, and money printing makes you a Democrat.

Loomer, Daugherty, Catpoop, Sortor and Co. became the exact machine they claimed to fight.

[Viva Frei @thevivafrei]

Oh.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am the Executive Vice President of the Trump Organization. I am visiting China this week in a personal capacity as a supportive son.

Normal people visit their mothers in a personal capacity. Normal people attend funerals in a personal capacity. I do it beside sixteen CEOs, five billionaires worth $870 billion, and a 500-aircraft Boeing order being finalized with Beijing during the trip. Goldman Sachs. Citigroup. Mastercard. Visa. Tim Cook. Larry Fink. Stephen Schwarzman.

In a personal capacity.

I am also the Chief Strategy Officer of American Bitcoin. My qualifications for this role include mowing lawns on my father's golf courses, laying tile at his properties, and serving as a boardroom judge on The Apprentice from 2010 to 2015. I have no documented experience in cryptocurrency, blockchain, or Bitcoin mining. My stake in American Bitcoin alone was worth $548 million by September 2025 — eight months into my father's second term.

We purchased 16,000 Bitmain mining rigs for $314 million. Bitmain is Chinese. Bitmain is headquartered in Beijing. Beijing is where I am visiting in a personal capacity. In March we bought 11,298 more. The terms were "unusual" — hundreds of millions in equipment for "future considerations." I'm not sure what "future considerations" means in this context, especially when your father sets the tariff rate on your supplier's home country. I can tell you it is not a "conflict of interest." It is a "supply chain relationship."

On May 12, the day I boarded this plane, my father announced a trade agreement with China. Tariffs on Chinese goods dropped from 145 percent to 30 percent. That is a 115-point reduction on the country that manufactures my equipment, announced the same day I flew there. I did not know. I did not ask. I did not need to ask.

My family owns 60 percent of World Liberty Financial. We receive 75 percent of every token sold. The New Yorker's running total is $4.2 billion. Politico documented $12.9 billion in trading volume. Let me tell you about our team.

My brother Barron is our "DeFi visionary." He was eighteen years old. His prior experience is being tall.

My brother Don is "Web3 Ambassador." His prior experience is selling condos and shooting elephants.

I handle "strategic planning." My prior experience is tile.

My brother-in-law Jared received $2 billion from the Saudi sovereign wealth fund six months after leaving the White House. The fund's own advisory panel flagged his "lack of private equity experience" and called the due diligence results "unsatisfactory." They gave him the money anyway.

My sister Ivanka received Chinese government approval for 16 trademarks during my father's first term. The categories included handbags, sunglasses, perfume, baby blankets, and voting machines. Voting machines. From China. While her father was president. That is not "corruption." That is "brand diversification."

My father spent four years on Hunter Biden. Four years. The charge: Hunter sat on the board of Burisma for $83,000 a month with no energy experience. My father called it the greatest corruption in American political history. He withheld $391 million in military aid to Ukraine to pressure an investigation. He was impeached for it. He did it again. A special counsel was appointed. Total cost to taxpayers: millions. Total Hunter earnings: $11 million over five years.

Let me do the math my father never did.

Hunter Biden made $6,027 per day. My family makes $8.75 million per day. That is 1,451 times Hunter's rate. We earn his entire five-year scandal every thirty hours.

Hunter had no energy experience. I have no crypto experience. Hunter sat on one board. I run the operation. Hunter met one banker for a coffee. I sit on Air Force One beside $870 billion negotiating with the country that manufactures my equipment.

But here is the part that makes me proud.

We launched a cryptocurrency in my father's name. It peaked at $73. It trades today at $2.43. Retail investors lost 95 percent of their money. We collected $400 million in transaction fees regardless of price. We hosted a dinner — the top 220 holders gained entry by holding enough of my father's coin. The top 29 received a champagne toast with the President of the United States. Price of admission: approximately $3.28 million in tokens. A public school teacher earns $3.28 million in 47 years. We call that "community engagement." Not "selling access." Access is what Hunter Biden sold for a cup of coffee.

Three days before I boarded this plane to Beijing, our team moved $12 million in memecoin assets to custody platforms. Routine. Unrelated. Everything is unrelated to everything.

In a personal capacity.

On January 24, 2025 — four days after the inauguration — my father fired seventeen inspectors general in a single night. Without explanation. Without notice to Congress. Seventeen. The people whose job is to look. He removed them all at once and no one replaced them. There is no inspector general for a son's "personal capacity." There is no disclosure form for love. There is no ethics office for a champagne toast priced at $3.28 million. He didn't bend the guardrails. He fired the people who hold them.

He built that. I fly in on it. $4.2 billion at cruising altitude. Every thirty hours, another Hunter Biden.

Hunter Biden got a special counsel for a cup of coffee and a board seat that paid less per month than one champagne toast with my father costs per million.

I am the Executive Vice President of the Trump Organization. I am the Chief Strategy Officer of American Bitcoin. I am the Web3 strategic planner at World Liberty Financial. I am visiting the country that manufactures my mining rigs, approved my sister's trademarks, and funds my brother-in-law's private equity firm, on a plane beside $870 billion and a president who spent four years calling $11 million treason.

In a personal capacity. As a supportive son.

[Libertarians against Trump @jeffersonation1]

A Kentucky voter just got this letter from Thomas Massie today, and it perfectly explains why the deep state is spending $10M to get rid of him.

While other politicians are selling out to corporate lobbyists, Massie is actively killing special carve-outs for billion-dollar AI data centers and writing bills to stop the IRS from taxing family farms out of existence.

Read the last line: “As cool as AI or new technology may be, you can’t eat it for dinner.” This is why we are keeping him in Congress.

[Michael Heise @MisesChair]

If you support Massie, PLEASE share this post.

There is an org that is currently running a door knocking campaign in KY-04 in support of Massie. This is an established, proven org with receipts.

Massie has talked openly about how GOP donors are being pressured not to support him, his staff was threatened w FBI investigations, Consultants are having their businesses threatened to not support him. Its way more snake shit than just the public outbursts and the paid talking heads.

This door knocking campaign is funded through til March. They are looking to raise $400,000 to fund the entire rest of the campaign, 80,000 doors clear up until Primary day. This org has a 501c4 component so that donations can be kept private.

I’m asking anybody who wants to support this and is capable of a sizable donation, $5000+, to DM me and I’ll send you the link to support and connect you w the chair of the org if you’d like. If you are capable of that, you probly have friends who are too. Talk to them, and lets get this done. This is the machine vs truth and liberty right now and the good guys need to win this one.

[County MAGA @ShaBacksTheBlue]

@IanJaeger29 @RockPrincess64 None of us Oklahoma voters sent you @SenatorLankford or you @SenMullin to DC to spend our hard earned tax dollars on welfare for illegals. WHY?
😡$38 Trillion dollars in debt😡

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Even though I knew his death was coming, as he told us it would, I still can’t believe he has died.

Rest in peace, good and great man, rest in peace.

[Catch22Sun @catch22sun]

@thehealthb0t @grok is this video current?

[Catch22Sun @catch22sun]

@grok What did Susie wiles say that make Trump weaker

[John Jackson @hissgoescobra]

Ukraine and Europe have got to recognize that Susie Wiles just made Trump weaker than at any point in his second term. He lost his cards. It’s his own Chief of Staff. And it’s clear that Trump is in full-blown panic mode. Time to press the advantage. Don’t buckle.

[Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich]

How about Qatar and Turkey work to help the Palestinian people thrive? How about they help themselves by breaking away from their death cult?

Israel gave Gazans work permits & cancer treatments. In response, they got October 7, enabled by endless “aid” for terrorism.

Enough.

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

@PeteHegseth Nobody wants the funders of HAMAS in America being trained to fly fighter jets on US soil. A jihadist in a suit is still a jihadi.

It’s a threat to our national security.

[MIA @Mia_Stretch]

Except.. The United States is giving Qatar 50 acres of land
Receipts below
👇
It’s official. The U.S. Air Force has already signed off on Qatar’s F-15QA fighter jet base in Idaho. The proof is in black and white — straight from https://t.co/L9BcOJnJKT and signed by Col. Ernesto M. Divittorio, Commander of the 366th Fighter Wing.

The document titled “Finding of No Significant Impact” confirms that the U.S. approved Qatar to fund, build, and operate its own F-15QA facilities inside Mountain Home Air Force Base, allocating roughly 50 acres for new hangars, simulators, housing, and support buildings.

Allocates ~50 acres for Qatar-funded facilities (hangars, simulators, housing).
Projects 1,000+ temporary personnel (including families).
Public comment period closed in 2023; supports joint U.S.-Qatari F-15 training.
$200 Million plus in govt Contracts more to established in 2026.

It authorizes the construction and renovation of 23 buildings, over 4 miles of new roads, 519 parking spaces, and more than 264,000 square feet of flightline, housing, and training infrastructure.

Duration: Approves an initial 10-year beddown, with an option to extend.
Signature: Signed and dated 25 March 2022 by Col. Ernesto M. Divittorio, Commander, 366th Fighter Wing