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Three things are gonna happen. I hit you, you hit the floor, the ambulance hits 55 on the highway. She/her

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@CharlotteCrook2 One of my coworkers was handing drinks out at the drive thru where this family had like 8 drinks. She handed her the first drink carrier and the lady was like “we had 8” and she was like “well yeah I only have two arms so” the lady called and complained but we were all dying 😂

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If you got cornbread cut in those little squares I just know it ain’t good

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@hellahistorian @KitKat6f4 I’m glad y’all said this because I just wanted to know the tea 💀

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Somebody please buy me @jackharlow tickets for Atlanta 🥺

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

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I need every restaurant to know that we want more than 4 raviolis on the plate

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@kinggoodies_ Proud of you!! I know how hard and difficult that journey was first hand. You’ve killed it 💪

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My fiancé’s Nana is like my whole heart and soul. So sweet 😫❤️

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I don’t understand why my body is sometimes like I love scrambled eggs 😍😍😍 and other times it’s like the thought of an egg makes me 🤮

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@jordanblocker_1 I cried while doing my makeup yesterday 😭

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@makeupmermadi Ollie has aged her

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I don’t think I hate any breed of man more than a car salesman 🙄

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@jordanblocker_1 I’m slacking on mine this year but I blame wedding planning 😅

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@PFTompkins Avocados!! I have tried so my times and it’s just not for me

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@twinkle_twin22 😍😍😍😍

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Sometimes caffeine gives me the zoomies and sometimes it’s just an extra helping of anxiety

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@Abdullxhi I usually don’t either but now it’s gotten so bad that I’ve noticed 😭 it’s like $15 more to fill up my little toot toot car

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@devdevnumnums Ah yes thank you for the direction. I still thought they were cool though!

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@stfubecki Ran to google because I’ve thought the same thing

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@jordanblocker_1 Thank you! Everyone loved it so much and maybe I didn’t because the book I read before it was such a page turner but idk wasn’t my favorite and that’s okay

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2022 book thread! ⬇️ starting out strong with book 2 in the From Blood and Ash series. I feel like everything and nothing happened in this book. Ready to read the third! 🤩