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[︎︎︎︎︎︎︎ ︎Mary Kwamboka @MaryKwamboks]

Helloo Guys Help me here 20K retweets i get the Iphone 15 from @iStreetKenya

We can do this Thank you all😍🙏🙏🙏

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

🗣️ Cheat Sheet:

1- high metabolism, high sex drive, will give you a UTI from doing too much, always on the go but never know where he is, pretty smile, wants you to meet his mother too soon

2- high sex drive, dick is swinging, phone is constantly going off, likes to ask for space, has coordinating sneaker/tee-shirt combos, threatens to pick up and disappear often, has no assets unless co-signed

3-hardheaded, pretty dick, topless everywhere, plays ball on Sundays, lies regularly, has Face ID on his phone, tattoos with sentimental meaning even though he punches walls, at least one conviction or life changing tragedy that "wasn't their fault"

4 & 5- stay at the gym, 4 looks up to 5, they go on double dates w girls together, sex is okay could be better but they don't listen, randomly suggests workout and eating tips in public places, 4 eventually turns into 7 after seeing the downfall of 5

6-at the gym more than work, entrepreneur of some sort, better pussy eater than pussy beater, social whore, talks too much, never knows current events, has go-to outfits for when it's time to "remind bitches what's up"

7-slowing down socially, dating to mate, can cook his own meals, good sexual stamina, still tries to get "cute" in front of people and pisses you off, tries to clean up, will do basic household tasks with slight reminding

8-doesn't go out much, has loyal friends, pays great attention to his woman's body even though he has lazy sex sometimes, loves being spoiled and brags about it at work

9-works a lot, pays all the bills, don't be mistaken can fuck for over an hour, must be fed immediately after, must cater to, also will raise his voice 2x per year but apologizes with a little getaway and does that nasty thing you like

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

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[Atieno @cate2_0]

@MindHaste People Of The Lie by M. Scott Peck

[Atieno @cate2_0]

@nyambareMPH Beko

[Atieno @cate2_0]

@ac__mitchelle Glam hotel 9th floor. On General Mathenge.

[WINENJERI @winenjeri]

“No dick is making me show up”….. LIES🙄😂 you will show up my dear

[Atieno @cate2_0]

@MumbiMumbs @MissDollar_ Couldn’t agree more

[Atieno @cate2_0]

@54AfricanVoices @murgormurgor @AlchemistBar254 I know Varun personally, and he’d never condone this type of treatment towards the customers.

[U N S T A B L E🇿🇦🧑🏾‍🎓🇲🇫 @SavageMaveriick]

📍If you're having a bad day, read this thread. Leave your thoughts at the end thank you.

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[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

When the fuck did everyone become a F1 fan lol

[Atieno @cate2_0]

@Andre_dz Yeah, back in January!

[Eghosa Omoigui @EghosaO]

Taps mic.
Is this thing on?
Testing 1,2,3.
Clears throat. 
Ok, rant time.

This culture of putting our founders on pedestals when they haven’t earned a right, if any, to be there must stop.

Too many people aka gatekeepers are talking about protecting a 'fragile ecosystem' 1/18

[Atieno @cate2_0]

@nanijlazo

[Wa Mso @orscrz]

That Deja Vu incident is not getting the attention it deserves.

[La Saape @mokayah]

If you sat for KCSE between 2000 and 2021 passed but lacked funding for University, apply now GoK has opened and and will fully fund you.

[Atieno @cate2_0]

@KwaniWassup Urban decay all nighter and Estee Lauder