Cate

if you've come to catch me slippin.... you've come to the right place

[Cate @cate_mp]

My dream acting role is to play the bee with the sticks that signals the pollenjocks to take off , in a live action Bee Movie

[Jett ♛ @pyttkykomi]

i understand that my body can’t digest corn or whatever. that’s fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us

[੯‧̀͡⬮ @cozysnoopys]

i understand him completely

[Freshly caught tuna-tartare @D_Radiance]

can you believe there are people out there in the world that don’t know what teams is…never seen or used outlook….don’t know what an authenticator app is….they are truly the blessed ones

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

president trump has lost the country’s focus since kamala harris entered the race. he needs to do something big to get it back. he needs to do something bold. he needs to do something exciting. he needs to build his own personal submarine and use it to visit the titanic.

[𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks]

Dates are weird like ok I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview

[Lyric Vault @LyricVault]

Pixar's 'Inside Out 2' deleted scene reportedly shows ‘Anxiety’ being killed after Riley receives a Xanax prescription, TMZ reports.

[🍎Anapple🍏🎼🏆🇨🇱 @TurboAppleAna]

Notice how they had to use AI, wich means they couldnt find a crab sad about being made into sushi, alas, the crabs want to become rolls

[BR41N @theGreatPundo]

What the fuck is Friends about???

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Happy Father's Day to him

[ً @rchllnvrr]

can we normalize ignoring people until you're in a good mood

[Li ッ @poppyblfour]

"dont you get tired of being alone?"

me being alone:

[best of twilight @archivetwilight]

❤️

[☠︎︎ @bizzleecos]

When a random girl asks me for a pad and i dont have it

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

just a girl who will either yap your ear off or go nonverbal. no in between

[Cate @cate_mp]

@Ash2happy_ i already work a 7-3 💀

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Okay I need to say something. I see this in both published books and fanfic a lot and it’s a pet peeve of mine: I get annoyed when I’m supposed to be reading something in a man’s POV, but the dude’s inner thoughts and/or dialogue come across as SUPER feminine.

[Cate @cate_mp]

@offthetablestan Victoria Monet absolutely deserved her win. she writes amazing songs, and let’s not put other artists down because they were nominated against her. Noah Kahan writes amazing songs as well. Everyone in that category deserved to be nominated